Random Picture Thread

[501irishred]

Watching the news about a month ago I saw a maintenance guy I’ve worked with for the last three years was stabbed to death buy his girlfriend. They were watching tv one night when he got a call from his boss to go into work. What happened after that ??? But he was stabbed to death, she had knife wounds, spent about a week in the hospital and was discharged to the country jail.

He was no weakling, so it had to be a surprise attack.

That sucks! Don’t think this won’t be on my mind the next time I’m on call. I’ve gotten some pretty bad looks after getting that 20th phone call on a weekend. Just a matter of time.....

 

[OpenSights]

That sucks! Don’t think this won’t be on my mind the next time I’m on call. I’ve gotten some pretty bad looks after getting that 20th phone call on a weekend. Just a matter of time.....

I’m still thinking about him being gone, but knowing him, it isn’t unbelievable. After 15 years of being on call and 4 years of owning my own business, Mrs. OpenSights has finally adjusted to my schedule. Nice thing is if I don’t feel like taking a call I don’t have to.

 

[fourfarthing]

Some dude. Drinking a beer on the side of my beer.

 

[govner1]

California snails! My ducks used to go nuts for them. I left them to the ducks!

Looks absolutely delicious!!

 

[RPh_Guy]

Cervisiaspumaformology: the study of beer foam shapes.

 

[Dave Sarber]

Cervisiaspumaformology: the study of beer foam shapes.

Did you see a mountain lion in your beer?

 

[RPh_Guy]

Spuma: foam

 

[day_trippr]

Is this like a Rorschach thing? Because I see that foam dude peeing in your glass

Some dude. Drinking a beer on the side of my beer.
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[ba-brewer]

Some dude. Drinking a beer on the side of my beer.

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I see a dude(or dudette) sitting in a rocking chair. Don't see the beer though.

 

[Pkrd]

I see Olaf riding a bear.
I hate my daughters for how they have ruined my subconscious to the extent I can enjoy lacing anymore.

 

[day_trippr]

Sunset over Spanish Wells, Eleuthera, Bahamas.
Credit to Linda Pinder for a gorgeous shot...

 

[S-Met]

 

[grampamark]

I know there are a few folks here old enough to get this one.

 

[applescrap]

I remember my first beer. . .

...

 

[LoneTreeFarms]

I see a person in a rocking chair with a scarf on....

 

[RPh_Guy]

 

[Schlenkerla]

I know there are a few folks here old enough to get this one.

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I was thinking of, "Respect My Author-Rit-Tie!"

 

[TBC]

 

[grampamark]

 

[TBC]

 

[GrogNerd]

If you've never smothered your turkey with cream cheese, I actually pity you

No brines or rubs, just slather that bird with some garden vegetable cream cheese and roast

I ate too much & the dog won't stop trying to lick the meat sweat off my brow

 

[Robert65]

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NO KILL I

 

[orionol73]

If you've never smothered your turkey with cream cheese, I actually pity you

No brines or rubs, just slather that bird with some garden vegetable cream cheese and roast View attachment 654650

I ate too much & the dog won't stop trying to lick the meat sweat off my brow

Weird...no way around that
I'm in!

 

[schematix]

If you've never smothered your turkey with cream cheese, I actually pity you

Yikes that does not look appetizing. I'll keep the cream cheese for the cheesecake.

 

[day_trippr]

It looks like a really awesome prime rib roast?

 

[S-Met]

Yikes that does not look appetizing. I'll keep the cream cheese for the cheesecake.

Next time try chevre instead of standard cream cheese. Gamechanger!

 

[bracconiere]

I know there are a few folks here old enough to get this one.

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i can't believe i couldn't find a "meanest man in zamal" meme to rebuttal that with.....

 

[Schlenkerla]

Yikes that does not look appetizing. I'll keep the cream cheese for the cheesecake.

You've prolly seen these in TR.... I've done Mayo and it works great. Seems odd but works to lock moisture in and put some bark on shoulder/butt. Specifically where you want this texture to the meat.

While I never thought of cream cheese, or herb infused cream cheese it's not all that outlandish.

Indian dishes use yogurt mixed with garlic, curry powder, Thai chili, ginger, and star anise on fryer chicken. Starts as a marinade, that eventually turns into a sauce that is served with rice and veggies. It's typically like a vibrant orange to golden. I want to say it's like tandoori.

If you've never smothered your turkey with cream cheese, I actually pity you

No brines or rubs, just slather that bird with some garden vegetable cream cheese and roast View attachment 654650

I ate too much & the dog won't stop trying to lick the meat sweat off my brow

These are pork shoulder I did with Mayo, Dave's Rib Rub and Spritzed with apple juice. Before and after.

 

[day_trippr]

Even stuffed with T'Day food to the point I was out cold on my sisters living room carpet, ^that^ makes me hungry again!

Cheers! (And Happy Thanksgiving to all HBTers! Even those that don't celebrate it! )

 

[S-Met]

want to say it's like tandoori.

This! I try to do tandoori rabbit every Easter. My Indian coworkers say it tastes like something their grandma made, not some white guy. Loosely follow a recipe, cook with love! F@ck those who don't understand!

 

[Schlenkerla]

Yikes that does not look appetizing. I'll keep the cream cheese for the cheesecake.

May sound crazy but plausible options... for your chicken fetish.

Slathered meat and/or coated with;

1) Yellow Dusseldorf Mustard dusted with ground up pretzel bits. Without a doubt salted. (Chicken or pork)

2) Italian salad dressing coated with Shake 'n Bake. (Chicken)

3) Mayo, dusted with cocoa, cayenne, and Nescafe Instant Coffee. (Chicken)

4) Sour Cream, mixed with a pack of taco seasoning, dusted with Nacho Doritos. (Chicken)

5) Buttermilk and Nabisco Cheese Nips. (Chicken)

6) Blue Cheese Dressing and Spicy Chicharrones. (Pork)

7) Creamy Horseraddish and cracked black peppercorn. (Beef)


Most of this would be excellent with boneless skinless chicken at 350F for 30 minutes

 

[Schlenkerla]

Even stuffed with T'Day food to the point I was out cold on my sisters living room carpet, ^that^ makes me hungry again!

Cheers! (And Happy Thanksgiving to all HBTers! Even those that don't celebrate it! )

They were a gooey and sticky with a touch of candy caramel from the apple juice spray.

Happy thanks giving to you too

 

[S-Met]

May sound crazy but plausible options... for your chicken fetish.

Slathered meat and/or coated with;

1) Yellow Dusseldorf Mustard dusted with ground up pretzel bits. Without a doubt salted. (Chicken or pork)

2) Italian salad dressing coated with Shake 'n Bake. (Chicken)

3) Mayo, dusted with cocoa, cayenne, and Nescafe Instant Coffee. (Chicken)

4) Sour Cream, mixed with a pack of taco seasoning, dusted with Nacho Doritos. (Chicken)

5) Buttermilk and Nabisco Cheese Nips. (Chicken)

6) Blue Cheese Dressing and Spicy Chicharrones. (Pork)

7) Creamy Horseraddish and cracked black peppercorn. (Beef)


Most of this would be excellent with boneless skinless chicken at 350F for 30 minutes

Made me think of the the time we had a leftover tub of white cheese balls (either snowballs or bunny tails) that when stale. We pulsed them in the food processor and used to bread chicken. f-ing delicious!

 

[Schlenkerla]

Made me think of the the time we had a leftover tub of white cheese balls (either snowballs or bunny tails) that when stale. We pulsed them in the food processor and used to bread chicken. f-ing delicious!

I know it's crazy stupid, but good!!!

 

[GrogNerd]

We used to use Bag-n-Season for our pot roast, but the BigHair found a recipe that uses packets of Italian dressing, brown gravy & ranch dressing

Then there's her Swiss cheese & Stovetop stuffing casserole

 

[SEndorf]

If you've never smothered your turkey with cream cheese, I actually pity you

No brines or rubs, just slather that bird with some garden vegetable cream cheese and roast View attachment 654650

I ate too much & the dog won't stop trying to lick the meat sweat off my brow

Uhhh… Grog.. Did that mess start out to be a turkey? It looks like the lungs of a deceased 2 pack a day smoker.....
J/K man... I'll try your cream cheese thing sometime.

For years I've injected the bird with copious amounts of butter, garlic and rosemary.
The family keeps wanting to know my secret ingredient. Fortunately, they do not read HBT.

 

[day_trippr]

[whoops! wrong thread. My bad]

 

[schematix]

It looks like the lungs of a deceased 2 pack a day smoker.....

No joke. Well said. Some things taste better than they look but you nailed the description.

 

[SEndorf]

LOL... My guess is that it tastes absolutely fantastic.
The Grog may be on to sumpin'.....

 

[Schlenkerla]

Next week he's gonna tell us he puts blue cake frosting on rump roasts.