Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

lol nice try

 

[Punity]

Freak accident. Sucks, but Niners are still the best team in the division.

Banking on brick hands lockett are ya.

 

[McBrewskie]

lol nice try

I know Seadderal is benefited by rampant systematic PED use, but they still don't have a coach or system as good as the Niners.

 

[Punity]

Catchy name I like it Seadderal

 

[McBrewskie]

Catchy name I like it Seadderal

It's probably not that accurate though since those guys most likely all tested positive for some sort of steroid.

 

[Punity]

And? Until Hgh testing is done leauge wide no team can claim a clean slate. But it doesn't really matter, you'll just have something to write on a sign for the games.

 

[McBrewskie]

It's not surprising. Fits in with Pete's character and track record. Guess the Hawk's fans can't give **** to Pats and Saints fans over spy gate and bounty gate anymore.

 

[Punity]

Why? I didn't take any illegal substance I can pitch crap all I want beauty of being a fan.

I know you are bitter because your only wr just bit the dust but cmon man lets have some rational thought.

 

[Accidic]

I thought Seattle was just doing the whole deer penis and antler spray thing. Nasty stuff but I guess if it works and you get paid millions you should do it.


And on a sidenote, frankly I believe they should all be able to all use steroids, hgh, sublingual sprays, milk, etc they want to... I mean ffs, they get paid incredible amounts of money to play a game that is dangerous. Isn't that basically hazard pay? Imagine how great a football game would be when the linemen dig holes in the ground every time the ball is snapped. Runningbacks that can pick up CBs one handed and carry them running towards the endzone like they're a shield. You people have no freaking imagination!

 

[Punity]

I thought Seattle was just doing the whole deer penis and antler spray thing. Nasty stuff but I guess if it works and you get paid millions you should do it.

And on a sidenote, frankly I believe they should all be able to all use steroids, hgh, sublingual sprays, milk, etc they want to... I mean ffs, they get paid incredible amounts of money to play a game that is dangerous. Isn't that basically hazard pay? Imagine how great a football game would be when the linemen dig holes in the ground every time the ball is snapped. Runningbacks that can pick up CBs one handed and carry them running towards the endzone like they're a shield. You people have no freaking imagination!

Nfl Blitz!!

 

[Accidic]

Probably. I vaguely recollect the game but that's about it.

Still though... If they use the drugs it shortens their career's lifespan. I fail to see the drawback.

 

[bluemoose]

Xfl

 

[bluemoose]

Pats look real hard to beat this year. That is all.

 

[Punity]

Pats look real hard to beat this year. That is all.

Just a guess but this sounds like and echo from ten years ago

 

[bluemoose]

Suck eggs punity!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Just a guess but this sounds like and echo from ten years ago

That's so stupid its just pathetic!!


(I like it... It's solid)

 

[Punity]

Suck eggs punity!

Real mature yes suck eggs a new insult for the upcoming '13 season.

 

[ChshreCat]

 

[ChshreCat]

Seriously? A day and a half with no posts in here? Damn I can't wait for the new season...

 

[HoppyDaze]

Seriously? A day and a half with no posts in here? Damn I can't wait for the new season...

Funny pic and all but ... Crabtree has aids or something so I think it's inappropriate.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Real mature yes suck eggs a new insult for the upcoming '13 season.

Finally, a relevant fact.

 

[Punity]

Finally, a relevant fact.

They are all relevant just gotta have the right context. Dammit now I'm going to have to explain this comment to some of the more special posters.

 

[motobrewer]

Like, yourself!!!!


Hahahahaha!!!!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Suck eggs punity!

Your QB can suck eggs through garden hose. And that's a fact

 

[bluemoose]

Your QB can suck eggs through garden hose. And that's a fact

And yours can't ride the roller coasters at Busch gardens, so?

 

[Punity]

And yours can't ride the roller coasters at Busch gardens, so?

Buttons?

 

[Accidic]

Something actually positive loosely associated with the Jets for a change:

Report: Keyshawn Johnson chased down, called cops on Justin Bieber

 

[finsfan]

good for keyshawn, bieber shouldnt even be allowed to own a nice car like that

 

[HoppyDaze]

And yours can't ride the roller coasters at Busch gardens, so?

So you admit TB sucks the coks?

 

[motobrewer]

Hey pats fans-

My 80 year old grandpa has had 5 less surgeries than your tight end.

Fait pertinent.

 

[bluemoose]

Hey pats fans-

My 80 year old grandpa has had 5 less surgeries than your tight end.

Fait pertinent.

He should have had the sterilization before he had your mother!

 

[motobrewer]

He should have had the sterilization before he had your mother!

Yeah, dude, good one! Cause then like, I wouldn't have been born!!

 

[bluemoose]

Huh, I'll be damned. I didn't figure you would have gotten that. Good on you!

 

[motobrewer]

Huh, I'll be damned. I didn't figure you would have gotten that. Good on you!

Pats fans, I give you - your lowest common denominator.

Own it.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Yeah, dude, good one! Cause then like, I wouldn't have been born!!

you were born out of your mother's ass

 

[motobrewer]

wow. a new low for hoppy.

pretty surprising.

 

[HoppyDaze]

If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen...but before you do, have your mom make me a sandwich

 

[motobrewer]

You know, I try to bring a higher level of wit to this thread, while Seattle and Boston fans just regurgitate momma jokes.

To be expected, I guess.

 

[McBrewskie]

This thread sucks horse cocks.

 

[HoppyDaze]

like your mom. Zing!