Just an off the top of my head prediction for the next 24 months: Tabloid bonanza --> sex video --> rehab --> public meltdown --> rehab --> seclusion--> rehab --> Oprah --> tell-all memoir --> huge profits --> rehab.
I've got a full-on rant on the back burner that Im just begging to unleash. Let me know if you all think you can handle it on the Miley front and Ill release it like a flock of doves.
What, no rehab?
i've got a full-on rant on the back burner that im just begging to unleash. Let me know if you all think you can handle it on the miley front and ill release it like a flock of doves.
Pretty sure the meltdown ala Lohan is pretty much guaranteed at this point.
I at least have more respect for miley than that other chick, justina beiber.
And... lastly... I am the guy who thought Natalie Portman was hottest when she shaved her head in V. I am aware I have problems, I have seen all the best shrinks. Let me say, without prejudice; if I wasnt married, I had millions of dollars, no beer gut and all my hair... the things I would do with Miley would make the baby Jesus cry. The creativity and innovation I would exhibit would be unmatched outside some earlier issues of "Popular Mechanics".
In short... skanky or not (and perhaps because thereof)... I think she is pretty freaking hot.
I just hope she doesnt go Lindsay Lohan on us anytime soon.
Homercidal said:I have nothing against Miley, other than I thought her show on Disney was AWFUL...
But that performance on the VMAs SUCKED! Wife and I watched it last night and I actually felt bad for her. I get the whole "gotta do something outrageous to advance the old career" thing, but I think she was just trying too hard. It would be different if there was some talent being displayed, or at least something interesting or original. It was just very lame.
So looking forward to her sex video though...
What happened to the days when musicians put out good music, played it with their clothes on, then either OD'd, died in a car/plane crash, or faded into obscurity?
Here's the big problem I see with the Miley situation. Same problem with Britney, Christina, Gaga, etc....
Neither Christina nor Gaga had any sort of implosion you speak of. Christina Agulieri has managed to rise from her Disney days to making 10 mil a year on the "the voice", as well as making a brand for herself..no breakdown ever or in sight.
If you thing Gaga's public persona is a sign of mental instability or impending implosion, I have a bridge to sell you. She is riding that pony all the way to the bank.
Britney I will grant you...
Who really gives a rip?
Further, screw him for debasing his daughter. First he pimped her out to Disney, who put her on a production schedule that would drive most adults to develope a combination roxy/meth habit. Normal life? Normal high school experience? Not for her! I'm sure daddy did just fine on the back of her labors though... so there's that. When her star was rising and he was all but an unpleasant memory he then decided to strip her not-even-legal-in-Mexico behind down to almost nothing and pose with her in a magazine. I think it was Vanity Fair. Everyone involved in that embarrassment (excluding our victim) down to the guy who sweeped the set afterwards should be ashamed of themselves.
Just an off the top of my head prediction for the next 24 months: Tabloid bonanza --> sex video --> public meltdown --> seclusion --> Oprah --> tell-all memoir --> huge profits.
What happened to the days when musicians put out good music, played it with their clothes on, then either OD'd, died in a car/plane crash, or faded into obscurity?
Here's the big problem I see with the Miley situation. Same problem with Britney, Christina, Gaga, etc. These are artists who develop a following in the preteens, tweens. The "artist" (disclaimer : term used sarcastically) then pulls their clothes off on stage and dances around like a 10 cent whore, grinding on the Foot Locker guy. This gives kids, whose dimwit, no-backbone, i-want-to-be-my-kids'-best-friend parents allow them to idolize this bullsh*t, the idea that that's cool.
If musicians that are 100 times as talented as Miley can choke on their own vomit (John Bonham, and also one of the many Spinal Tap drummers), why can't she?
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