Men who sit to pee

[TX_Brewing]

Everybody. Everybody. For real guys, come on. I need your attention briefly because I was just given THIS GIGANTIC ****ING ENORMOUS HUGE MUSHROOM. RView attachment 304124

Look at this ****ing thing, it's goddam enormous!!!

So did you sit or stand to pee on it??

 

[Natdavis777]

I stand (as stated earlier) but the light never comes on and the wife always complains... Oh well, I take care of the outside, she takes care of the inside. Id say in 98% in the bowl (including drunk!!)...

Someone touched on a bidet. As a man who stands, Ive wanted one for years... I indulge in spicy foods. Im secure with myself. After a good ghost chili wing night and multiple drinks, a bidet sounds like a blessing.... Swallow your pride if you can stand a little water springing up to relieve the brown eye...

 

[Kharnynb]

In finland, practically all toilets have a bidet hose installed, space-saving and pretty easy to even install yourself

 

[Jcruse]

Everybody. Everybody. For real guys, come on. I need your attention briefly because I was just given THIS GIGANTIC ****ING ENORMOUS HUGE MUSHROOM. RView attachment 304124

Look at this ****ing thing, it's goddam enormous!!!

What kind of a ghetto scale is that???

 

[Jwin]

Everybody. Everybody. For real guys, come on. I need your attention briefly because I was just given THIS GIGANTIC ****ING ENORMOUS HUGE MUSHROOM. RView attachment 304124

Look at this ****ing thing, it's goddam enormous!!!

Eat it and turn into big Mario.

Congrats on the off topic post of the year.

 

[Michigan_Wolfman]

For your consideration...Even Sasquatch stands to take a leak....

 

[Melana]

For your consideration...Even Sasquatch stands to take a leak....

Someone should shave him. Back hair is not sexy.

 

[coolharry]

Someone should shave him. Back hair is not sexy.

Shave a man's back for him and he'll purr like walrus.

 

[slym2none]

Shave a man's back for him and he'll purr like walrus.

 

[soccerdad]

I thought Sasquatch would be taller

 

[ButcherBoy]

I thought Sasquatch would be taller

He is, that pic is a Yeti.

 

[itsnotrequired]

i sit at home, relative's houses, friend's houses, etc. stand at bars, restaurants, sporting events, concerts, etc.

 

[Heavenly]

Probably been said, but sitting to pee makes you less of a man? Holy crap is that ridiculous. Sit or stand, you're a man.

What makes you less of a man is something like running out on child support payments.

 

[BBQB]

Hmmm, sounds like something a man who sits to pee would say

 

[slym2none]

And THAT sounds like something a man who needs to feed his own ego would say.

*smirk*

 

[lump42]

What kind of a ghetto scale is that???

Mettler Toledo are high-end scientific balances. It just looks like it has gotten plenty of love.

 

[Hemidoc]

Man Who stand on toilet is high on pot :confused
Honestly I don't know why some guys are still defending standing as the only manly way.
I am as manly as you can get. I'm a professional auto mechanic with three ex-wives and two kids.
I'm 6'0" and 245 lbs
I am gonna sit to pee when I feel like it. If you don't like it your welcome to come and try to stop me.

 

[harleybug88]

"Man, this just isn't right."

 

[sudbuddy]

Mettler Toledo are high-end scientific balances. It just looks like it has gotten plenty of love.

Thanks for coming to my defense! Yep, that scale measures hundreds of pounds of grain a day. Lots and lots of love

 

[Natdavis777]

Regardless of pissing or smashing, does anyone throw down some TP on the seat if in a public place or anywhere but your house? I do. I layer that bad boy up. Those disposable seat covers dont do justice to what a few pulls of some tp can do. The only commodes that meet my bare a$$ are the ones in my home.

 

[adamranders]

 

[Inkleg]

If I had Tom Brady's money, I'd hire someone to sit while I peed.

 

[b-boy]

Man Who stand on toilet is high on pot :confused
Honestly I don't know why some guys are still defending standing as the only manly way.
I am as manly as you can get. I'm a professional auto mechanic with three ex-wives and two kids.
I'm 6'0" and 245 lbs
I am gonna sit to pee when I feel like it. If you don't like it your welcome to come and try to stop me.

Auto mechanic? Hmm...you must work on those prissy Italian cars. A Ford/GM guy will always stand.

 

[chisena]

Wow this post is still trending... Nice.

 

[Conan]

Ever notice the rust spots on steel urinal separators? They're only found where there's pee splatter.

I stand, myself. Sometimes it's even hands free. At home it's almost always while brushing my teeth. Kyle

 

[soccerdad]

...hands free ... while brushing my teeth

how do you rinse the toothbrush?

 

[passedpawn]

I pee in my front yard, my back yard, and my side yard a LOT more than in the house. No place to sit out there.

Honestly, I don't understand why you'd sit to pee unless you were reading the paper or something, which I understand completely. Why do you all think that little flap is on the front of your undies? (er, wait, maybe the sitters are thong men?)

 

[Venari]

how do you rinse the toothbrush?

If you're peeing longer than it takes to brush your teeth, you've got a massive bladder.

 

[passedpawn]

If you're peeing longer than it takes to brush your teeth, you've got a massive bladder.

Maybe he's not so much into dental care?

 

[bluemoose]

If you're peeing longer than it takes to brush your teeth, you've got a massive bladder.

Or a prostate problem

 

[Venari]

Maybe he's not so much into dental care?

If that'st he case, there's a stream right there he can rinse in

 

[drainbamage]

Ever notice the rust spots on steel urinal separators? They're only found where there's pee splatter.

Well, what's the best way to sit at a urinal?

 

[SupervisingChildren]

Well, what's the best way to sit at a urinal?

Ask the dudes who dump in the urinals. They could teach you...

 

[chisena]

Any the final consensus is..... Sitting makes all the difference.

 

[slym2none]

Well, what's the best way to sit at a urinal?

Facing the wall, duh.

That way you don't see the people that are looking at you weird.

 

[Jwin]

Well, what's the best way to sit at a urinal?

Facing outward, legs crossed, grinning with mouth open.

 

[chisena]

Facing outwards. Legs spread, crying tears of joy

 

[passedpawn]

Ask the dudes who dump in the urinals. They could teach you...

The strongest chemical I had when I was a janitor at Tanoma Mines wouldn't reduce the giant turd in the urinal. I quit that night (my boss, Jack, talked me out of it and took care of the log himself).

Facing the wall, duh.

That way you don't see the people that are looking at you weird.

USMC boot camp will cure you of shyness on a toilet. 8 guys at a time, the entire platoon has to go, no doors. Happy Veterans Day!

 

[iijakii]

The strongest chemical I had when I was a janitor at Tanoma Mines wouldn't reduce the giant turd in the urinal. I quit that night (my boss, Jack, talked me out of it and took care of the log himself).

I can imagine the pleasant muratic acid and turd aroma.

 

[passedpawn]

I can imagine the pleasant muratic acid and turd aroma.

I'm pretty sure it was sulfuric based. Not as bad as the toilets the that the hemorrhoid folks used. Looked like a crime scene, those.