Men who sit to pee

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Hophunter

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I was reading another thread here where this topic was brought up. The general consensus was that it makes you less of a man to sit. I call B.S. I am proud to say that at home, I sit. I dare any of you standers to wipe the wall or vanity adjacent to the toilet with a damp paper towel. Urine splashes everywhere.

In public restrooms and outside I'll stand. But at home, the rule is to sit. The reason for this is that I've remodeled 2 bathrooms that required total tear outs to remove the smell of urine caused by splashing, poor aim, etc.

Are there any fellow hbt males out there willing to publicly admit to sitting?
 
No! There's no way I'm going to publicly admit doing it. Sorry OP.


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OK, is this Hophunters wife posting?

BUSTED!


Nope. Although the wife does appreciate the courtesy.

My step father-in-law agrees with my position on the subject and is far from being a girly man.

As for urine soaked bathroom, they were that way when the houses were bought and are no longer. Fn disgusting.
 
Anyone who says they don't is usually lying, haha

Lol, What ever you have to tell your self I suppose...

I can't keep silent any longer. You guys have shower heads for wangs or something!?!? What's the deal? Why can't you keep it in the commode?

I have heard of men being forced to squat not by their own free will but by a crazy lady in the house. To do it of their own free will is just unnatural! I can't help but think you guys are suffering from some kind of stockholm syndrome. Good luck brothers, and stay strong! :mug:
 
Sometimes I sit and sometimes I stand. Mostly I just do whatever I feel like and don't give a damn about it. I didn't even consider that my manhood might be in question because I might sit to pee once in a while. But I really encourage all who stand to make sure you AIM that thing. My son will just let loose and I am constantly griping for him to get a hand on the situation.
 
It's also quite comfortable on the toilet. The seat is slightly lower than a chair and takes the weight off my legs. At 6'4", 250lbs...toilet time is a time to relax.
 
Sometimes I sit and sometimes I stand. Mostly I just do whatever I feel like and don't give a damn about it. I didn't even consider that my manhood might be in question because I might sit to pee once in a while. But I really encourage all who stand to make sure you AIM that thing. My son will just let loose and I am constantly griping for him to get a hand on the situation.

You named your son's penis, "The Situation"?

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90% of the time I pee outside. Never tried to sit while peeing outside. Only inside in the middle of the night when I don't want to turn on the light I will sit to pee.
 
I'm usually drinking beer while peeing... so, I stand.

God/Vishnu/Ankou gave us this wonderful gift and you're going to turn your cheek(s) to it?

Blasphemy.
 
In the basement, SWMBO or guest using bathroom upstairs. Part drunk, use the utility sink by the washer and dryer.

Standing is one of those things I hate most in the world, sitting is vastly superior to standing. End of story.
 
i stand, and leave the seat up, purposely. I figure the women folk can look before they sit! i have to look to make sure the seat is up!
 
In the basement, SWMBO or guest using bathroom upstairs. Part drunk, use the utility sink by the washer and dryer.

Standing is one of those things I hate most in the world, sitting is vastly superior to standing. End of story.

Wait...... you sit in the utility sink to do the #1???

I often utilize the utility sink in the basement (standing up), which is connected to the garage which houses the brewery. The motto at my place is "From grain to drain"
 
You sort of need to sit to drop an upper decker.

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so, you don't know whether you're gonna poop or not until it happens? :confused:

Sometimes I sit and pull out my phone to start posting on here or play a game... Oh, its one of those bathroom breaks.

I poop at least 5 times a day, if I go to a festival where theres street food and I'm eating non-stop for 3-4 hours the next day I'll sometimes touch the double digits.
 
so, you don't know whether you're gonna poop or not until it happens? :confused:

Sometimes I am on the fence. Sometimes I need an excuse to take a break from work and read a book. Sometimes I think it's just flatulence, but it's a little something extra. Sometimes I just need to relax and get off my feet.

I will say that if you enter a stall to micturate, either lift the f*%#%^ seat, or pee sitting down.
 
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