Always go front to back. You never sweep dirt into the kitchen.
So, how many more posts before we start discussing butt-wiping techniques?
How do you go back to front? You'd need a U shaped arm for that.
Why do I keep looking in on this thread?
AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT AT THIS POINT...
I just peed.
For the record, I started standing, and for good measure, finished sitting.
I just peed.
For the record, I started standing, and for good measure, finished sitting.
Kudos if you never stopped peeing while transitioning.
Extra kudos if you didn't make a mess whilst doing the above.
Mental note: Never invite Cannman over.
There are some parameters here that are not being discussed. If I were hung like a horse, I would go into any public toilet, pee standing up while swinging that thing around like a cat-o-nine-tails.
Average guy? it's optional. Stand up, sit down, who cares? Nothing to prove, nothing to be embarrassed about........To pee? or not to pee? That is the question. Whether it is nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous STDs etc......
Ever have your friend dip into the water?
Only when I pee off the side of a bridge.
I feel like I get a better evacuation standing. But at night no lights sitting. Just gotta remember to not leave the plunger in the bowl.
Everytime I run into my boss at the urinals he makes the same joke -- "Water sure is cold today!"
Still funny.
Your automatic response should be....."and deep too"!
This is the stuff they don't teach you in business school...
It takes a real man to wear pink.
It takes a real man to admit he sits when he pees
I sit to pee while wearing a pink easter bunny suit.
I'm a real man, deal with it.
Does buttpee count? Because I've been sitting for that all day today.
but I think morning wood is easier to deal with standing than sitting.
Right into the shower stall with that. Best part is, there's a built in flush/rinse system!
That was a viable option for me in the past, but my current shower drains very slow and I wouldn't be happy with myself knowing what was in that ankle-deep pool of water.
But i was referring to peeing INTO the shower stall, not necessarily while you were showering
Every single point on that is true :rockin:
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