Men who sit to pee

[Ozarks Mountain Brewery]

I sit once a day and stand the rest, and lean when I'm drunk....nothing else matters off the next venture

 

[Natdavis777]

I have a buddy who pees outside rain or shine, blizzard or tornado. He will walk past 2 bathrooms just to pee. I call him Lt Dan

 

[cannman]

ego aside i see no benefits to standing when peeing, been sitting for 3 years now.



no mess and more comfort. besides my piss always streamed out like a 5 headed hydra puking. #dickissues



oh yea, feet prompted up when pooping. winning.

Nothing like making a deuce like a king

 

[chisena]

Nothing like making a deuce like a king

Didn't Elvis die on the toilet?

 

[yewtah-brewha]

Lmao,

 

[dustinboyd]

Why do so many have trouble peeing at night? If it's that big of a problem, just put a motion activated night light in your bathroom. Or an IllumniBowl.

 

[cannman]

Didn't Elvis die on the toilet?

 

[thekraken]

Why do so many have trouble peeing at night? If it's that big of a problem, just put a motion activated night light in your bathroom. Or an IllumniBowl.

Yeah. Don't they make glow in the dark toilet seats too?

[Edit] Nvm, toilet seat should be up for peeing...

 

[Inkleg]

Didn't Elvis die on the toilet?

It's not the sitting that gets you. It's the change in blood pressure when you stand up that kills you. Well that and the nasty crack to the head when you fall over. My wife's a forensic death investigator and her day starts when yours ends.

So I'd say tuck and roll off the toilet, don't stand straight up.

 

[Melana]

It's not the sitting that gets you. It's the change in blood pressure when you stand up that kills you. Well that and the nasty crack to the head when you fall over. My wife's a forensic death investigator and her day starts when yours ends.

So I'd say tuck and roll off the toilet, don't stand straight up.

Your wife is super cool.

 

[SnakeRidge]

her day starts when yours ends.

You must love her............to death.

Yeeeeeoooowww!!

(Sorry)

 

[Billy-Klubb]

if you're a man and you don't sit down to pee, then you're a floccin' pterodactyl. if I can stand up to poop in the urinals at work and at Wal-Mart, then you can sit to pee.

 

[Natdavis777]

It's not the sitting that gets you. It's the change in blood pressure when you stand up that kills you. Well that and the nasty crack to the head when you fall over. My wife's a forensic death investigator and her day starts when yours ends.



So I'd say tuck and roll off the toilet, don't stand straight up.

I don't think vagaling on the toilet or syncope from standing up is THAT fatal.... It does cause a lot of ER visits though

 

[cooldood]

Wow. Until I read this thread I would never have imagined that any male that did not have a physical problem would sit to pee in any instance other than when he had to take a dump.

I agree 100%


Not judging though

 

[Hophunter]

http://img09.deviantart.net/9235/i/...n_a_toilet_by_ragnarjungellvictor-d2rkluf.jpg

If its good enough for a goat...

 

[soccerdad]

I used to sit down to pee, but my pecker is too long .. it dangles down to the bottom of the bowl, and the one time I flushed to soon .... Woooo Eeeee.

Well actually ... my pecker's too short and it shoots out that gap between the seat and the bowl.

 

[Hophunter]

Once shot the gap when taking a middle of the night piss with a semirection. Nothing like wet drawers to wake you up in a hurry.

 

[Venari]

No shame in it at all.

Come to think of it, I've got a bridge for sale, if you're interested in a little extra income...

 

[Taiin]

ALL men need to learn how to pee sitting down. When you are 90+, ill, and weak as a kitten, you are not standing to pee while in the hospital. So many elderly men that barely can hold themselves in a sitting position insist on trying to stand to urinate. I know patient satisfaction is important, but if it will take three nurses and/aides to help the standing to keep a person from crumpling to the floor, then it is the urinal or sitting on a commode, no standing . I am not having a person fall on my watch, because that often means broken bones at that age. SAFETY!

 

[b-boy]

ALL men need to learn how to pee sitting down. When you are 90+, ill, and weak as a kitten, you are not standing to pee while in the hospital. So many elderly men that barely can hold themselves in a sitting position insist on trying to stand to urinate. I know patient satisfaction is important, but if it will take three nurses and/aides to help the standing to keep a person from crumpling to the floor, then it is the urinal or sitting on a commode, no standing . I am not having a person fall on my watch, because that often means broken bones at that age. SAFETY!

When I'm 90+, I'll worry about it....
at 90+ I'll probably be peeing laying down.

 

[CGVT]

When I am too old to stand to take a leak, I will sit. Until then, I will stand

 

[Jwin]

When I am too old to stand to take a leak, I will sit. Until then, I will stand

As will i, but with a shotgun
#mychoice

 

[Jwin]

No, but seriously, there is a 5/1 guy/girl ratio where at my store. Not sexist, just not as many girls want to deliver pizzas
I have thought about spring loading the toilet seat where it goes up when you stand up, so the guys will stop peeing on it and the girls will shut up about it.

 

[L8-Again]

Several years ago I looked in my bathroom with a black light. Urine spray everywhere: on the walls, floors, vanity, etc. I decided then it was time to sit.

Only at home, though.

Seems to be less cleaning needed. No more unsightly build up around the toilet base bolt caps or lid hinges. And no more getting cussed out for leaving the seat up!

Sitters unite! :rockin:

 

[slym2none]

I sit in the middle of the night because I don't want to have to turn the light on ("MY EYES! THE PAIN!") and I am not one of those comfortable in using "sonar" to find the bowl.

 

[CGVT]

You all are a bunch of freaks.

 

[ruger988]

Seriously... how has this thread hit 266+ posts?

 

[FloppyKnockers]

Seriously... how has this thread hit 266+ posts?

Everybody pees and everybody thinks their technique is the best. Personally, I just piss in the tub. Flaccid, half chub, full salute - doesn't matter...huge target. Tall and wide.

 

[iijakii]

Personally I just found it easier to go on dialysis.

 

[drainbamage]

ALL men need to learn how to pee sitting down. When you are 90+, ill, and weak as a kitten, you are not standing to pee while in the hospital. So many elderly men that barely can hold themselves in a sitting position insist on trying to stand to urinate. I know patient satisfaction is important, but if it will take three nurses and/aides to help the standing to keep a person from crumpling to the floor, then it is the urinal or sitting on a commode, no standing . I am not having a person fall on my watch, because that often means broken bones at that age. SAFETY!

That's what Depends are for.

 

[Psylocide]

Anyone play Prussian Poulette?

Leave it out of the bowl when you're taking a **** and try not to piss on your pants/shoes/ankles.

 

[Chris_Primavera]

271 (now 272) posts

Really?

On a brewing / food message board?

Really?

 

[drainbamage]

271 (now 272) posts

Really?

On a brewing / food message board?

Really?

Are you new here?

There have been threads about much less, that have gone on for much longer.

 

[Melana]

Are you new here?

There have been threads about much less, that have gone on for much longer.

He is new here. Really.

We all need our entertainment. This is in the 'General Chit Chat' section and not in the brewing section of the forum.

 

[Inkleg]

Now if it were to read
"Men who sit to pee then use the toilet water to brew beer", then I might understand his concern.

 

[Natdavis777]

Anyone play Prussian Poulette?

Leave it out of the bowl when you're taking a **** and try not to piss on your pants/shoes/ankles.

Hahaha that is awesome!

We have opposing bathrooms at work, once in awhile, Battlesh*ts takes place.

 

[chisena]

If you get dizzy when you stand up you need to start exercising.

 

[Melana]

If you get dizzy when you stand up you need to start exercising.

While peeing?

 

[Flboy]

Sitter at home!

 

[Flboy]

If you get dizzy when you stand up you need to start exercising.

Naw, grab another beer!