how about a meme generator thread...

[balrog]

I have become the person who needs to have things all set a certain way in the dishwasher, or don't involve me in it at all.

Living in rentals for years has shown me that a dishwasher is not a magic box that is guaranteed to get everything clean every time you load dishes, touch a dial or a couple buttons, and 2 hours later produces pristine dishes. You gotta check the dishes before you put them away. There isn't much worse than absentmindedly pouring yourself some OJ and you drink half a glass before finding that cup was dirty.

Also, in most dishwashers there are several compartments to put silverware in. Don't jam it all into the fewest compartments possible.

Also also, leave some space around the plates, bowls, saucepans, etc. if you have bowls that are stacked together within the dishwasher, something isn't going to get clean.

and pre-rinse fresh squeezed lemondrop martini glasses
and oatmeal bowls
and chopped garlic on knives (but you should wash knives by hand anyway)
and random bits of cilantro

 

[3 Dawg Night]

I have become the person who needs to have things all set a certain way in the dishwasher, or don't involve me in it at all.

Living in rentals for years has shown me that a dishwasher is not a magic box that is guaranteed to get everything clean every time you load dishes, touch a dial or a couple buttons, and 2 hours later produces pristine dishes. You gotta check the dishes before you put them away. There isn't much worse than absentmindedly pouring yourself some OJ and you drink half a glass before finding that cup was dirty.

Also, in most dishwashers there are several compartments to put silverware in. Don't jam it all into the fewest compartments possible.

Also also, leave some space around the plates, bowls, saucepans, etc. if you have bowls that are stacked together within the dishwasher, something isn't going to get clean.

 

[Kent88]

Never

 

[Kent88]

 

[GrogNerd]

 

[Agent]

Letting children decorate a lambcake is adorable, but the outcome is always some kind of horror. Always.

 

[3 Dawg Night]

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The majority of those look like the dog-demons from Ghostbusters.

 

[pvpeacock]

Not really a Meme, but funny nonetheless.
https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-lands-dream-job-at-brewery-coming-up-with-puns-for-naming-beers

 

[scrap iron]

 

[GrogNerd]

 

[Sailingeric]

 

[GrogNerd]

 

[Kent88]

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Thanks, I hate it.

 

[Kent88]

 

[Kent88]

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Did you get lost on the way to Please Delete?

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[Kent88]

 

[Kharnynb]

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[scrap iron]

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Apologies

 

[balrog]

Oh my

 

[Sailingeric]

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[BrewnWKopperKat]

It's "April Fools Day". Read accordingly.

 

[Kent88]

 

[Ayzala]

Do you think they have to pay to use the locks to get in there, or do they get free passage? No Bologna here

 

[Kent88]

Looks like I'll get XIX. Gonna have to look up some recipes!

 

[Kent88]

 

[balrog]

Let me guess, you have a collection of 12 of those...

 

[Kent88]

What gives you that impression?

 

[balrog]

 

[Kent88]

Good morning. Have a cursed thing.

 

[balrog]

 

[dmtaylor]

 

[3 Dawg Night]

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"Oompa Loompa doopity-dom. He over-primed and got a bottle bomb."

 

[dmtaylor]

What do you do when your husband's a bum?
Pester and scold him and tell him he's dumb?
If you are lucky he'll drive off a cliff
But then all you've got is a cold dead stiff
And the life insur-ur-ance

 

[Kent88]

 

[GrogNerd]

relevant to This Thing of Ours™

 

[Brew_Dude41]

relevant to This Thing of Ours™

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A 10 bbl system hit the auction house here and the wife caught me drooling over it.
The wife warned that my corpse would likely fit easily into any vessel that couldn't fit through the doorway to the basement...
So now I am thinking 1bbl might be the limit.