I wanted to be a doctor, but the Gynecologist online courses didn't work out. Now I am a Pharmacy Technician. What that means is, I do everything a Pharmacist does but talk to the patients, and, of course, not get paid $100,000 a year.
Okay, I really wanted to be Steve Reeves, or John Holmes, or Long Dong Silver, but he was black, so it just wasn't in the cards for me to be a '70's porn giant. Pun intended.
I'm just sayin', a man can dream, can't he?