Things You Can Only Say To Another Brewer.

[WileECoyote]

Wanna taste my Gruit ?

Cheers

 

[emorris]

Think I'm going to do a blond next


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[FeuerHazard]

That blonde I bottled ended up being a gusher.

 

[BostonianBrewer]

Some like it dry but I prefer it wet !


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[BostonianBrewer]

I always keep a rag handy incase I have a blowoff


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[emorris]

Dose this look infected


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[mjdonnelly68]

Want to smell my wort?

 

[emorris]

Woke up this morning to find my stopper popped out of the bung and blew s*** all over the SWMBO is pissed.


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[Temptd2]

I really don't care about the head, I just want it to taste good.

 

[rlmiller10]

"Hand me the keg lube, I need to prep my o-rings..."

spewed tea on screen... well done

 

[Setesh]

It only takes me 3 minutes to rack off!

 

[WileECoyote]

Dude! did you just take a hydrometer sample of my blond?

Cheers

 

[rahnershine]

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[rahnershine]

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Hz


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[PRE66_6TART]

Hz

Your daughter sure loves HBT

 

[rahnershine]

Yeah, probably more than me.


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[kcmobrewer]

**** it, just put it in there...

 

[WileECoyote]

Those are some big dough balls you got ! you better smoosh them !

Cheers

 

[Terek]

Will you taste my wort? I think it's too bitter

 

[Terek]

Lick my bung hole while I rack off

 

[Black Island Brewer]

Lick my bung hole while I rack off

Dude. No. Just no. You can't say that even to another homebrewer. Maybe "check out my bung hole". But seriously. Dude.

 

[JRW1]

oi homebrewers can be gay sex partners too

 

[WileECoyote]

Lick my bung hole while I rack off

Thats just wrong and should never be said ! ever ! period !

Ewwww

 

[JRW1]

i take it yall dont like man butt

 

[WileECoyote]

i take it yall dont like man butt

NO, NO I DON"T.

Cheers

 

[italarican]

About 75% efficient... just the way I like to mash!