Things You Can Only Say To Another Brewer.

[unionrdr]

OK,you ba-a-a-a-ad boy! No more fre-e-e-e-ebies!

 

[OkashiiBrew]

I like your false bottom, Your dip tube is HUGE.

 

[Vellum]

My buddy and I always cheer during the mash "no dough balls!!" Our wives asked us what we had against fat chicks....

 

[Black Island Brewer]

"You ain't stickin' that in there 'til you sanitize it!"

 

[unionrdr]

My buddy and I always cheer during the mash "no dough balls!!" Our wives asked us what we had against fat chicks....

A lil El Loco...

 

[WileECoyote]

Taste my wort, its really sweet tasting

Cheers

 

[Black Island Brewer]

"My diptube's too long."

 

[Billy-Klubb]

"wanna down some Ol' Chub's with me?"

 

[WileECoyote]

Look at how soft and creamy my head is.

Cheers

 

[bajaedition]

I pulled it out and it had yeast all over it, I knew things were going good

 

[Black Island Brewer]

Hey, hand me that paddle.

Drunk as drunk on turpentine/from your open kisses...

 

[GilSwillBasementBrews]

Hey!!!!Nice jugs!!!!!thats a nice looking rack you got there.

 

[drainbamage]

Hey!!!!Nice jugs!!!!!thats a nice looking rack you got there.

I say that to lots of non-brewers. Then again, I get slapped a lot too.

 

[smagic14]

Not much activity in there last night but when I checked this morning it was like an orgy in there

 

[zdbrown1]

Not much activity in there last night but when I checked this morning it was like an orgy in there

HAHA. This one had me laughing!

 

[Black Island Brewer]

"Want to swap yeast?"

 

[krackin]

You've got the worst infection I've ever seen.

 

[MindenMan]

Honey, don't you realize the yeast grows faster when you heat it up?

So a priest, a dog, and a mountain lion go into a bar, uhh, never mind if you already heard it.

 

[Kee]

I like to mash low but I collapsed my bed lautering that blonde, my wort was too sticky and flowing too fast.

 

[Jwerner23]

Thats some good head, I think she is ready.

With that yeast in there, she tastes a little funky.

I got a few ounces of nugget and some crystal for sale.

Brett is to funky for me.

 

[PRE66_6TART]

Wanna sniff my airlock?

 

[Marc77]

It smells disgusting but it tastes great! (brettanomyces)

How often do you wash that thing?

Saying to another married man: She looks great, but how's the head?

 

[hou_me]

Hey, come over and we'll fire up the pot and suck down a couple. Bring your sister too.

 

[hou_me]

Is it too dry?

 

[smagic14]

My wife picked up some yeast today saved my life

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[DrunkleJon]

A Blonde is quite easy.

Hmmm... works on so many levels.

 

[zmanzorro]

A Blonde is quite easy.

Hmmm... works on so many levels.

Deep Ellum Brewing proved that you can only say that to a fellow brewer. Tell anyone else, you start offending people.

 

[DrunkleJon]

Deep Ellum Brewing proved that you can only say that to a fellow brewer. Tell anyone else, you start offending people.

especially when you elaborate.

goes down easy for example.

 

[Phoenix7801]

"He stuck his hand in unsanitized to clear out the obstruction. He's worried about infecting the wort but I think his Blonde will be just fine."

"Once you get your Blonde into the jug make sure you shake the hell out of it."

 

[WileECoyote]

I think you should squeeze your sack harder, you want to get all the juice out of it !

Cheers

 

[WileECoyote]

Wanna Try some?

Cheers

 

[ElJefeBrews]

"Can I dry hop with you?"......"You're flocculating like a champ!"

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[paperairplane]

I thought an extra pound of MO would get me above 1060, but I ended up 1045... So I just used a little less EKG. Hit it with the S05 - maybe I will dry hop some fuggles, cask it and call it an ESB.

You know you understood that.

 

[ThreeSheetz]

a creamy mouthfeel and brown head that lasts and lasts --

(From Yooper's Oatmeal Stout)

 

[Terek]

Brewer one: dude, your hose is sputtering!
Brewer two: pull it out! It's stuck!
Brewer one: I can't, it's so hot!

 

[Darkness]

That Dead Guy was good!
There is an event coming up we need to start drinking tonight to get ready.

 

[Diaperload]

Does my bung smell funny. I think it has an infection.

 

[badlee]

No,it's ok,drink it!
That white scum is just pellicle!

 

[ImpendingDisaster]

For those who keg: "I'd tap that"



"Careful, you don't want to suck up the sludge at the bottom."

"If it gets too hot all we'll taste is bananas."

"I guess no one told you about the purity laws".

 

[Brewmex41]

How about this one:

Wanna share your recipe?

Haha only one brewer could say that to another.