Starting my first brew, what will it smell like?

[UniqueBrewer]

I am starting my first brew tomorrow. It is gonna be iced tea "wine" and it will be as cheap as possible. I am gonna be using a water bottle and a balloon, with baker's yeast. Using powdered sugar iced tea and added sugar. I have been doing research and it should work. The only thing I am uncertain about is how bad it will smell and how detectable it will be. More or less it is early training because I wanna become a brewmaster. I just don't want to get found out instantly, it would cause trouble. So how bad will it smell and what will it smell like/close to?

 

[Oddball]

It will smell just as bad as it will taste....like ****....and you are far from starting your first "brew"....

 

[buzzno]

Sounds like you're 13 trying to do this in your closet in your parents house. Smells like trouble to me...

 

[pulfson]

Funniest thing I have read all day.

A) If you are trying to learn zymology you are doing it wrong.

B) If you are trying to get a cheap buzz you are also doing it wrong. To buy a $2 handle of booze.

 

[twst1up]

How do u know you wanna be a brewmaster if you've never brewed anything?

You're a kid, right?

 

[Yooper]

You're a kid, right?

Yes, I'll make that assumption as well.