Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[finsfan]

Uhhh. Yeah... Actually they do

I think we are back to being obnoxious, real talk is over...... Did you get the memo?

 

[the_bird]

...or cheer for a school he actually attended....

He's rooting for the wrong school, anyway.

 

[GenIke]

http://deadspin.com/do-not-root-for-the-goddamn-patriots-1682270571

Lotta words in that link and I only read a handful, so no promises on quality

 

[ChshreCat]

 

[finsfan]

He's rooting for the wrong school, anyway.

Go beavers!

 

[GenIke]

If I play with myself in the library, will you root for my school too?

 

[finsfan]

Honestly? No...

 

[user 574]

http://deadspin.com/do-not-root-for-the-goddamn-patriots-1682270571

Lotta words in that link and I only read a handful, so no promises on quality

they lost me after the 5th word

 

[dtgrdn]

If I play with myself in the library, will you root for my school too?

Hey GenIke, is that a pic of Mark Chmura?

 

[user 574]

Hey GenIke, is that a pic of Mark Chmura?

I couldn't figure out who that was and still not sure but... :cross:

 

[dtgrdn]

I couldn't figure out who that was and still not sure but... :cross:

Mark Chmura played for the Packers in the 90's. He had to give up playing after he allegedly sexually assaulted his childrens 17 year old babysitter after a prom party.

 

[HoppyDaze]

That Beaver chick is hot as hell

 

[HoppyDaze]

Love me some LeGarrette Blount and PChung though. Too bad my boys are going to lose on the big stage. At the same time Max Unger and Tukuafu will get rings so I'm good. Oh look four Ducks are starting in the SB. If only I had "went to school there" lol

 

[ChshreCat]

That Beaver chick is hot as hell

 

[bob1852]

Love me some LeGarrette Blount and PChung though. Too bad my boys are going to lose on the big stage. At the same time Max Unger and Tukuafu will get rings so I'm good. Oh look four Ducks are starting in the SB. If only I had "went to school there" lol

So Oregon has the same number of players in the Super Bowl as Rutgers? Congrats...

 

[HoppyDaze]

How many does your team have?

 

[ChshreCat]

How many does your team have?

53 on the roster.

 

[day_trippr]

Oh boy, that one might be trouble for Hoppy...

Cheers!

 

[day_trippr]

I can feel it.

All signs are pointing to a New England romp-and-stomp on Sunday.
The Patriots have the pissed-off power of righteous indignation on their side :rockin:

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

WTF... I grew up in Rhodey so I got nothin' but love for the state but... how the fcku do you an airport where you can NOT get a bloody mary at 7:00am.

That shti is JV... low-fi.

 

[user 574]

See that's what is so great about AZ. You can buy or drink 24x7. All while carrying your firearm. :cross:

 

[JonGrafto]

How many does your team have?

'Sconnie has 6 players at the Super Bowl.

 

[Cape Brewing]

See that's what is so great about AZ. You can buy or drink 24x7. All while carrying your firearm. :cross:

Finally hit the ground in Charlotte. Thank God.,, View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1422633126.513164.jpg

Looking at a NoDa Hop, Drop & Roll next.

The nice thing is I am surrounded at the bar by a ton of locals flying out... to..... I dunno... probably a moron convention somewhere.

I can practically hear the inbreeding going on.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuq.

I hear banjos!!! I HEAR BANJOS!!!!

 

[Accidic]

Hehehe. I never thought I'd hear myself say this but thank you for that Cape. I actually started giggling. I'm pretty sure a grown man should never giggle and I just couldn't help it. Really need an emote for shame...

Now back to bracing myself for the Super-Obnoxiousness Bowl.

 

[bob1852]

See that's what is so great about AZ. You can buy or drink 24x7. All while carrying your firearm. :cross:

Nope, you can't buy from 2am - 6am.

 

[HoppyDaze]

'Sconnie has 6 players at the Super Bowl.

False

 

[Darwin18]

NoDa is solid choice Cape.

 

[JonM]

'Sconnie has 6 players at the Super Bowl.

AND former Wisconsin QB Darrell Bevell is the OC.

 

[Accidic]

I've seen contradicting counts for that. The lowest count I'd seen for Wis is 4 though which ties the other two for the most.

Of course, one of the contradicting counts I heard was 6 for Alabama and in Tide country that makes sense given their claim for number of NCs.

 

[Accidic]

Correction, 4 schools with 4. Missed Texas A&M.

 

[bluemoose]

Go Aggies, home of the 12th man!

 

[hokieguy95]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...yt-cl=85114404

 

[HoppyDaze]

Pretty damn funny

 

[Cape Brewing]

Honestly taking trash talk hat off for a second...

It fkcuing blows this stupid Deflategate crap is messing with stuff.... Now basically the whole Seahawks team was PED tested yesterday???

Just play the fckuing game!!!!

Stop freakin trying to ruin it! Just play the game!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

http://youtu.be/feuNeJewzDo

Although... This is pretty funny

 

[smurfjuice]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuq.

I hear banjos!!! I HEAR BANJOS!!!!

4 or 5 string ...

 

[HoppyDaze]

Damnit, Matt Damon is so likable. How can he be a Pats fan?

 

[Darwin18]

Speaking of Matt Damon. How about Matt Damon's retarded cousin (yes I know they're not related):

http://www.avclub.com/article/emfriday-night-lightsem-jesse-plemons-joins-paul-t-56855

 

[ChshreCat]

These guys are kind of hit and miss on some of their songs. This one turned out pretty good.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25KL2NL1Jdg[/ame]