Bob was on a cross country trip with his family. They get a suite of rooms at a hotel the first night out and he and the wife walk in on the kids watching porn on the TV. Furious, Bob turns it off and goes to have a chat with the manager. The manager apologizes profusely, explains that he can disable it from the office and does so.
Night two Bob and the family stop in at another hotel. While registering, Bob leans in and says quietly, "I hope the porn is disabled". The manager glances at Bob's family and then back at Bob and says, "No, just the regular kind you sick bastard!"