Delete my account

[JONNYROTTEN]

I feel like I can't even quote anything from Blazing Saddles without causing an uproar...hahaha.

Where all the white women at....

 

[Pkrd]

Where all the white women at....

Norway, apparently.

 

[DU99]

 

[Inkleg]

"What in the Wild World of Sports is going on here"

 

[passedpawn]

2018 Winter Olympics. Goat event. It's new.

 

[MaxStout]

I hear the Norks have a pretty decent goat team this time around. South Korea doesn't stand a chance.

 

[Inkleg]

I hear the Norks have a pretty decent goat team this time around. South Korea doesn't stand a chance.

Yeah, but I have a feeling that the Please Delete team will be a force to be reckoned with this year.

 

[triethylborane]

Norway, apparently.

Or New Zealand.

 

[stella_tigre]

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/forum/threads/please-delete.519469/
The official goat thread, but since it is wallowing in miserable neglet, it looks like

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER!

 

[grampamark]

Where all the white women at....

"...we're gonna need a ****load of dimes".

 

[tld6008]

I played that first "Buttercup" goat video and my husband (whose name happens to be Bob), recognized the goat bleating as "Bob!" and he thought it was something calling him from my laptop. I almost died laughing between his reaction and the cool goat's "talking" video.

I really miss your avatar....no goating.

 

[nDub]

Welcome to HBT!...

Oh wait.


My dream is to own a couple of goats. Small dwarf or pigmy and let them mow my lawn.

Neighbors walking by will be so jealous.

Now how to get rid of those pesky CCRs.

 

[madscientist451]

Pretty sure the last time this came up the answer involved goats.

Image does not comply with standards of conduct for the public work safe forum area

 

[TallDan]

Welcome to HBT!...

Oh wait.


My dream is to own a couple of goats. Small dwarf or pigmy and let them mow my lawn.

Neighbors walking by will be so jealous.

Now how to get rid of those pesky CCRs.

Why would you get rid of this?

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Perhaps full size goats mowing the roof would be interesting for the neighborhood.

 

[LAHammer]

I live in an "older" neighborhood. One of the original restrictions:
"No goats in the front yard"
It's been tough to put up with that one but they don't mind staying out back too much.

 

[Pkrd]

I live in an "older" neighborhood. One of the original restrictions:
"No goats in the front yard"
It's been tough to put up with that one but they don't mind staying out back too much.

They are banned from the front to stop thy neighbour coveting thy goat.

 

[S-Met]

Did someone say goats?

 

[bradleypariah]

I recorded and mixed an album for a band named "Goatroaper" a few years back. Sounds a lot like Red Fang. Good stuff. Welcome to HBT.

 

[grampamark]

"I drive a '56 GMC pickup truck
With a gun rack
And a 'Goat Ropers Need Love Too' sticker..."

 

[S-Met]

"A gun rack?
A gun rack?
Stacey........
I don't even own uh gun, let alone many guns to afford the need of uh gun rack."

 

[bradleypariah]

"A gun rack?
A gun rack?
Stacey........
I don't even own uh gun, let alone many guns to afford the need of uh gun rack."

"Necessitate."
"I don't even own ah gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack."

 

[grampamark]

"A gun rack?
A gun rack?
Stacey........
I don't even own uh gun, let alone many guns to afford the need of uh gun rack."

Relax. It's a line from a Jerry Jeff Walker song. "Up Against the Wall Redneck Mother".

 

[bradleypariah]

Relax. It's a line from a Jerry Jeff Walker song. "Up Against the Wall Redneck Mother".

He was quoting a line from Wayne's World.

 

[grampamark]

He was quoting a line from Wayne's World.

Yeah. I realized that later.

 

[beernutz]

I'm getting the sense that perhaps I offended, rather than made laugh. If it's not known, that's Gene Wilder - it was a joke and if I offended anyone, I'm sincerely sorry. I love and respect all animals, the pics above just representative.

I think you need to delete your account. Check with tdl1581 on how to do that.

 

[HoppyDaze]

the ole delete my account goat thread with a twist of blazing saddles I see

 

[AJinJacksonville]

"Heyyyyy boyyysssss....lookie what I got over heah!"

 

[stella_tigre]

Dammit, y'all are forcing me to go find a copy of Blazing Saddles. B#tches.

 

[SEndorf]

Twelve is my limit on schnitzengruben......

 

[grampamark]

Dammit, y'all are forcing me to go find a copy of Blazing Saddles. B#tches.

You're gonna need a sihtload of dimes.

 

[SEndorf]

OK... you asked for it....
I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh*t-kickers... AND METHODISTS!!!