completegeek
Well-Known Member
MOD EDIT: Thread moved. Please don't post this sort of stuff in the technical forums.
Chuck Norris has a 6 pack every night...a six pack of kegs.
Chuck Norris' piss has 8% ABV and 70 IBUs
If you have 5 beers and Chuck Norris has 5 beers, Chuck Norris has more beer than you.
Chuck Norris can eat hops, barley, yeast, and water and piss Russian Imperial Stout in a matter of minutes.
Chuck Norris' Guinness is carbonated with nitroglycerin.
Chuck Norris force carbonates with a round house kick.
Dead Guy Ale is really made from Chuck Norris round house kick victims.
Chuck Norris has no need for lauter tuns. The grains release the sugars out of fear.
All of these are 100% true and have been scientifically proven.
Chuck Norris has a 6 pack every night...a six pack of kegs.
Chuck Norris' piss has 8% ABV and 70 IBUs
If you have 5 beers and Chuck Norris has 5 beers, Chuck Norris has more beer than you.
Chuck Norris can eat hops, barley, yeast, and water and piss Russian Imperial Stout in a matter of minutes.
Chuck Norris' Guinness is carbonated with nitroglycerin.
Chuck Norris force carbonates with a round house kick.
Dead Guy Ale is really made from Chuck Norris round house kick victims.
Chuck Norris has no need for lauter tuns. The grains release the sugars out of fear.
All of these are 100% true and have been scientifically proven.