Beards

[Tin4]

I'm writing an article on the Brewer's Beard. Why we all have them, why we have to grow them,why they have to be so scraggly.

If you want your beard included in my article, please post it to this thread.

Here's me taking my first selfie.

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It was awkward, and slightly aggravating.

If you want to be included post to this thread.

 

[Homercidal]

No way! I don't want to look like a dork on here!

 

[Yooper]

No way! I don't want to look like a dork on here!

You look like a dork everywhere. This shouldn't be different.

No beard here.

 

[Tin4]

You look like a dork everywhere. This shouldn't be different.

No beard here.

If you wanted to make one out of construction paper, or draw one on with a marker I would love greatly to include you.

Homer, do it. Post the beard.

 

[Auger]

Not the best pics, and I don't always keep a beard, but when I do I just let it go wild.

 

[Homercidal]

You look like a dork everywhere. This shouldn't be different.

No beard here.

You know, I really should have seen that coming...

 

[xpops]

If I knew this thread was going to come up, I wouldn't have trimmed it the other day!

 

[Tin4]

Auger, xpops, yeah buddy!

My own crazy eyes are starling me every time I open this thread.

 

[sfgoat]

Not the longest its been. Had to start cleaning it up for work.

 

[sfgoat]

And if we are going for crazy eyes, my son was playing with my phone and asked to see my war face. This pic is the result.

 

[Orthobrewsky]

 

[TheCADJockey]

Beard in progress

 

[Melana]

If you wanted to make one out of construction paper, or draw one on with a marker I would love greatly to include you.

OK then...

 

[Tin4]

OK then...

Well it's official. You're the most awesome person ever.

 

[Melana]

Well it's official. You're the most awesome person ever.

Um, ok... if a weird paper beard makes me cool...

 

[Tin4]

Um, ok... if a weird paper beard makes me cool...

Unless I'm completely mistaken on cool, you nailed it.

 

[Melana]

Unless I'm completely mistaken on cool, you nailed it.

Does it help that I brew beer?

 

[Tin4]

Does it help that I brew beer?

How much can you bench? Brewing helps, but I need to know if a large fermentation vessel fell on me that you could lift it off me and carry me to safety.

 

[Yooper]

How much can you bench? Brewing helps, but I need to know if a large fermentation vessel fell on me that you could lift it off me and carry me to safety.

Austin, have you ever seen her? she's so hot that you could just lay there and pretend to be dead and hope for some CPR.

 

[Tin4]

Austin, have you ever seen her? she's so hot that you could just lay there and pretend to be dead and hope for some CPR.

I have not. If the paper beard is any indicator though she's not going to make clear contact when the C of CPR, so that has me concerned.

 

[jbeerman]

I had this beard before I started brewing... but it is not going anywhere.

 

[wtaylor3]

Normally have just a mustache and goatee but its deer season now...I'm on the right my younger brother on the left

 

[Hammy71]

Let my grow every winter, all winter. Usually off in the spring.

 

[monkeyman1000]

You can't see it in this pic but a squirrel lives in my beard.

 

[rekoob]

Okay, this just got trimed a week ago, now its only a few inches.

Edit... hmm, wrong pic but same, just my hair is longer now.

Crap, I messed up the pic.

 

[HopinJim]

Ok, so here's my ugly mug. I must be the oldest one here...

 

[MaddBaggins]

I first started growing a goatee when I got out of the Navy in 94. Since then, I've always sported some facial hair. My growing a beard has nothing to do with brewing, but I think it helps me make better beer. Just trimmed up the other day.




Sent from my magic box, using only my thumbs.

 

[unionrdr]

Here's the latest pic of me in my brewing corner. Going a bit redneck now that I look at it...

 

[TheCADJockey]

Union, we going to design that Brewers Utility Vest or what!??

 

[unionrdr]

Hey, Batman is very successful with his utility belt, so we definitely should design a utility vest. Properly done, it could be a money maker...

 

[forestbeekeeper]

Recently I had to testify at a public hearing concerning a proposed garbage-incinerator, this was the picture the newspaper showed of the hearing.

 

[unionrdr]

Deliverance situation? With regard to your problem, I like the guy that came up with a compactor that turns burnable trash into large pellets to replace coal in coal-fired generators at the electric company.

 

[unionrdr]

Just for a little consistency here in homebrew town, here's Mr Smeltz & I, both sporting beards...

 

[Orthobrewsky]

I'm writing an article on the Brewer's Beard. Why we all have them, why we have to grow them,why they have to be so scraggly.

If you want your beard included in my article, please post it to this thread.

"How's that article coming along?" asked the guy who looks like a crazy, old mountain man in post #11. Sadly, he doesn't live in the mountains, but the rest is pretty accurate. I'm surprised we didn't get more beards posted. Maybe this will serve as a bump.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

No beard here.

I don't believe you. Prove it!

 

[Wingnutt73]

Am I too Late??? I just found this and people are always stopping me and talking to me about how epic my beard is. And No I don't Watch Ducky dynasty I hate it!! This Beard is older then that dumb show!!

 

[Chupidacabra]

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Always had a beard. But if it somehow strengthens my brewing aptitude I'll take it!

 

[Melana]

Yeah... the article???

 

[b-boy]

Normally have just a mustache and goatee but its deer season now...I'm on the right my younger brother on the left

Were you guys in Deliverance?

 

[Tin4]

Sorry guys. Fell behind doing Brew and A and getting contest lined up over the last couple of months now.

I will get this written up. If anyone else has photos to contribute post them up. I'm aiming for publication next Saturday or Sunday (I have some really cool stuff coming up. I think you guys are going to love it.).