What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my good friends would still be alive.
I heard Bob Hope tell this joke back in (about) 1969, at a live performance that was part of the Univ of Wash Homecoming festivities. The friend was Bing, but I think the bite was on the butt (the actual words were "happy fat" with point to the backside.) Of course, cell phones didn't exist back then, so Hope had to walk into town and back before delivering the prognosis.Two guys were out hiking in the high desert one day and stopped to drain the bladder. While exposed, one of the hikers got bitten by a rattlesnake on his exposed ’appendage.’
His friend called an emergency health information line, and the respondent told him how to cut two incisions into the wounds and then suck the venom out.
The friend hung up the phone, looked sadly at his friend and said, “Sorry man, the Doc said you’re gonna’ die.”
On that day, at that time, I was working on a particularly difficult networking for a guy named Scott out of an office building exactly 4.3 miles from the center of Cleveland. He was using a Dell 5143 server with 256gb ram and trying to connect it to a Cisco router...Having too much sex can cause memory loss.
I read it on page 14 in a medical journal, on 14 November 2019 at 3:26pm. It was a Thursday and looked like rain all day but it never did.
I’m thankful that my wife reminds me of my name every morning.Having too much sex can cause memory loss.
I read it on page 14 in a medical journal, on 14 November 2019 at 3:26pm. It was a Thursday and looked like rain all day but it never did.
Um, I believe that’s why God invented the interwebzWe need a support group.
Al Gore invented the internet.Um, I believe that’s why God invented the interwebz
I think you meant Ray Charles, as in:Reminds me of the logic joke,
God is love
Love is blind
Therefore
Ray Stevens is God
I didn't realize how awfully bad I'd missed that until the next morning.I think you meant Ray Charles, as in:
“Man, that was so obvious even Ray Charles could’ve seen that one coming.”
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