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[nmfree]

I don't seem to remember this episode.

 

[harleybug88]

I'm ready for fall.

 

[rhoadsrage]

If you would like to try your hand at that head to the head to a Valencian art gallery.

http://hifructose.com/2018/08/14/interactive-disturbing-sculptures-of-mireia-donat-melus/

It would make a unique beer coozie for someone who has almost everything.

 

[harleybug88]

It's been such a hot summer!

 

[day_trippr]

I'm ready for fall.View attachment 583605

From that pic, it started without you - months ago

 

[Schlenkerla]

& have to add, the PREP was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay worse than the procedure

True. Drinking all that liquid and the time on the crapper sucks.

I was knocked out and it was like a 3 second procedure even though it was an hour. You wake up bloated and gassy

I liked the 45 second farts that didn't stink. I had a legitimate excuse to let them rip on the way home.
[emoji16]

 

[BongoYodeler]

My first one, several years ago, they knocked me out with a drug combo that included Versed, which temporarily causes the inability to create new memories. My wife drove me home and once there I apparently had a 10 minute conversation with the neighbor. After I got in the house my wife asked me what Brian wanted....my reply, "I haven't seen Brian for a couple days," even though I had just spoken to him 30 seconds earlier.

Even funnier, my ex-workmate had his done, same doctor, same drug cocktail. On the way home his wife made a detour to WalMart. Told him to stay in the sporting goods section, she needed to pick up something in housewares and would be back in a couple minutes. She returns to him 3 minutes later to find him having a panic attack. He had no idea how he got to WalMart or why he was there. She said the look on his face was pure terror.

 

[mongoose33]

CSB:
When I turned 50, I went in for a colonoscopy. The doctor and the nurse assisting were both "all business" but nice and very professional. They even set up a second video monitor so I could watch the probe do its Fantastic Voyage thing. After the procedure was complete and I got a clean bill of health from the doc, he said, "that wasn't bad, was it?" I replied, "No, but now I know how the Muppets feel." Both the doc and nurse busted out laughing.

Good lord--I didn't realize they let patients watch that.

I've had one, have another scheduled in a couple weeks. No way do I wish to be awake or alert during it--though I understand the "sedative" they use is probably an amnesiac more or less.

And I can't believe I'm responding to this. In the interest of returning the thread to its original intent, I offer this:

 

[gnor]

Are you sure that you had colonoscopy? They should knock you out b4 the procedure. Sigmoidoscopy is the one where you are conscious, and the live image is shown to you.

 

[doug293cz]

For my colonoscopy, they had a TV monitor where I could watch, and I was going to. They also said I might or might not, go out from the anesthesia. Next thing I knew, I woke up in a chair. Don't remember anything after the warm feeling of the anesthesia going in the vein.

Also, when I was being wheeled in, I passed a woman being wheeled out. She said: "That was fun, I think I'll come back and do it again tomorrow."

Brew on

 

[Schlenkerla]

Went to McGuire's again in Destin. I ordered a 16oz hickory smoked prime rib, garlic mashed and Irish Stout and stared at this.

If my wife wasn't with me I'd grab those love handles and start sucking for mothers milk. LOL

If you ask me that ugly thing never gets old!!!

One is stout the other is porter.

 

[BamaProud]

Come to think of it, I believe that's my kid!!!

After examining the photo it is.... I didn't realize that when I took photo!! - LOL

How did your kid come to only have 1 leg?

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Went to McGuire's again in Destin. I ordered a 16oz hickory smoked prime rib, garlic mashed and Irish Stout and stared at this.

If my wife wasn't with me I'd grab those love handles and start sucking for mothers milk. LOL

If you ask me that ugly thing never gets old!!!

Looks like Yoko Ono.

 

[Inkleg]

How did your kid come to only have 1 leg?

I think it was a kegging accident. They don't talk about it much.

 

[FunkedOut]

 

[Pkrd]

How did your kid come to only have 1 leg?

Brewing gear costs an arm and a leg?

 

[homebrewer_99]

View attachment 583521

I wonder WHY the "scratch & sniff" model is on back order?

 

[Schlenkerla]

How did your kid come to only have 1 leg?

That's just a weird angle and water distortion. He tends to swim underwater vs on top of the water. He moves through the water like a submarine.

 

[Schlenkerla]

I wonder WHY the "scratch & sniff" model is on back order?

Why don't you get one and tell us? I bet part of the training is getting adjusted to the stank.

 

[nmfree]

View attachment 583687

 

[day_trippr]

I can relate. There are folks in my town that call the police if they see a woodchuck, never mind a coyote (which are all over town)...

 

[nmfree]

It's almost the weekend! If you've got time, why not hit the batting cages and take a few cuts?

 

[soccerdad]

Mixing paint can sometimes turn into art.View attachment 582757

Hate to say this, but I think your paint is infected

 

[homebrewer_99]

Why don't you get one and tell us? I bet part of the training is getting adjusted to the stank.

Ain't happening. I've been happily retired for over 8 years (I just turned 64 last month) and have NO PLANS on ever needing to be employed again.

 

[GrogNerd]

Hate to say this, but I think your paint is infected

just yeast rafts. you're OK

 

[nmfree]

I can think of worse ways of spending a Friday night!

 

[harleybug88]

If the room is already spinning. I would recommend a puke bucket before getting on an elevator.

 

[soccerdad]

Reminds me of my DIL doing keg stands in her wedding gown

 

[day_trippr]

"To Lunacy, And BEYOND!!!"

 

[homebrewer_99]

If the room is already spinning. I would recommend a puke bucket before getting on an elevator.
View attachment 584230

I wonder if his friends told him he can stop using the date rape drugs after she said "I Do"?

 

[nmfree]

Try not to sneak up on anyone this week.

 

[homebrewer_99]

Try not to sneak up on anyone this week.

For a second there I thought I heard the dog say: The cat did it.

 

[GrogNerd]

For the love of gods, it's still only August

 

[nmfree]

I hope everyone has a good week this week, no matter how ominous it may look.

 

[smurfjuice]

Got Edmund Fitzgerald written all over it ...

 

[ancientmariner52]

Got Edmund Fitzgerald written all over it ...

Naah. That's only when the gales of November come early.

 

[GrogNerd]

but only from the Chippewa on down to the big lake they call Gitche Gumee

 

[smurfjuice]

Hmmm, might be a song in there somewhere.

 

[Kwitty]

I agree this is just stupid! I just saw a Christmas display at Cracker Barrel two nights ago! Someone in corporate needs beat with a rubber hose!

 

[homebrewer_99]

Hmmm, might be a song in there somewhere.

So far it sounds "catchy"...