Well now I'm just waiting for the inevitable "HELP! Same weird taste in all my baked goods!? Possible EXTRACT TWANG!!!??" thread to pop up.
Or "Is my food infected?" threads.
Well now I'm just waiting for the inevitable "HELP! Same weird taste in all my baked goods!? Possible EXTRACT TWANG!!!??" thread to pop up.
Oatmeal stout..
Oatmeal porter..
Oatmeal smoked porter..
Oatmeal nut brown..
Oatmeal pale ale..
Oatmeal ..
Or just say "body" without consequences and be done with it.
Did I mention I drive a $1000 beater and do not lock doors because I leave nothing of value in it...except there. They sell also sell cocks, defeathered on order with a propane torch while you wait.
This one time, at band camp, I got my cock defeathered with a torch.. Never again!
When you run straight through the screen door to avoid a boil over.
When you run straight through the screen door to avoid a boil over.
When you stare at the coffee percolating in the morning and wonder what kind of efficiency you're getting from a medium grind...
I step mash my French press. 2-3 minutes at 180, super thick bed, and then 4 minutes at 200, full volume.
I'm getting great extraction.
Like how you Bean stand that $hit at 180 but think of the delicate oil aromatics you lose by going back up to 200
But then in the end you question if it is really better than just a high quality burr grinder and a pour-over carafe...at a straight 180 f.
Sounds like a Brulosopher experiment ...
Your non homebrewing friends are hanging out while you brew a batch and no matter how many times you hear "Dude, you know you can just go down to the store and buy beer". You justify it with as many explanations as times you hear it.
When your wife mentions something about "cage free eggs", and you hear "age free kegs"
When your toddler refers to everything DIY related as "beer"
Yes! And when they're playing with toy pots and pans and such they're "making beer."
Your non homebrewing friends are hanging out while you brew a batch and no matter how many times you hear "Dude, you know you can just go down to the store and buy beer". You justify it with as many explanations as times you hear it.
You know you're a home brewer when (in no specific order):
1. Your daughters ask if there are hops in their pancakes.
2. When you're drinking iced tea (well any drink really) and they ask if it is beer.
3. You're at the grocery store and want to know if we are going to the beer section. When we do or just walk by, they make a big scene about the beer.
4. When you do go into the beer section they want you to buy the beer with the cool labels (i.e. ones with mermaids).
5. When you receive a package in the mail or come home with something, they ask "Did you get more beer stuff"?
I am just glad it wasnt the glass sliding door.
Yes! And when they're playing with toy pots and pans and such they're "making beer."
Ha exactly what happens in my house.
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