When every empty building you drive by makes you start visioning a brewery/brewpub there...... and how you can actually make it happen.
You consider this a badge of honor
When every empty building you drive by makes you start visioning a brewery/brewpub there...... and how you can actually make it happen.
When you get ready to diet, you brew a doppelbock.
When you've been kegging exclusively for a year, but refuse to get rid of 120 of your de-labelled bottles "just in case" you need to bottle a couple batches.
When you go and buy new 6'ers constantly just for the bottles!
I got the topper for all male homebrewers out there. When I rode my broke back buggy into the pop & water isle of Giant Eagle,The water part of the shelf was decimated! I'm doing the WTF? routine when my "third eye!" spotted this hot late 20's blonde come up the aisle. Black denim pedal pushers & a tee shirt right out of a beer fest! Black cap & pony tail too!! Shawiiiing!
So She asks if she can help me with this pretty, ingratiating smile. I explained how I was looking for the 2.5 gallon slabby looking water jugs to brew a batch of watermelon hefeweizen tomorrow & needed two to them to brew it. I was wearing my humvee camo military vest & Morebeer black & tan trucker cap as well. OMG! her eyes lit up like Christmas & she says " Wow! You brew beer?!" " Yeah, been doin' it for a few years now". " wow! Cool, yeah! I can get behind that! Yeah"!!!!!!!! Ooooh baby, come to butthead! uhuh huh, huh! Such a pretty, eyes on high beam smile. & looking right into my eyes too! OMFG!!! Boys & girls, I was tempted to show her My staff & family jewels That my rod & staff might comfort her! She was a very kinky girl...the kind you don't take home to mutha! She's a super freak super freak...she's super freaky, yooow!:rockin:
But, but Unionrdr, you are a time lord aren't you?
... When you brew a fresh Hefe-weizen just to show your German friend that, "yes, WE CAN brew darn good beer".
20+ people showed up and killed 3 corny's that day. And a 6-lb smoked pork loin, 5 lbs of smoked chicken wings and 3 lbs of italian sausage. Yummay.
MC
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