WTF is wrong with Me?

[Hemidoc]

I mean really we have young women running off to join ISIS and the like.
They are willing to be covered head to toe and have no rights.
ISIS would give them constant oppression and no rights.
I could offer them
A nice home with running water, electricity and freedom.
But I guess I'm to old and fat
Yeah I've been married three times already.

 

[Zuljin]

WTF is wrong with Me?

This could easily go 15 pages.

 

[day_trippr]

I think he might be druck...

Cheers!

 

[gratus fermentatio]

I mean really we have young women running off to join ISIS and the like.
They are willing to be covered head to toe and have no rights.
ISIS would give them constant oppression and no rights.
I could offer them
A nice home with running water, electricity and freedom.
But I guess I'm to old and fat
Yeah I've been married three times already.

You really don't want one of those nutjobs. You'd be better off dating Lorena Bobbitt. :cross:
Women like that is why prostitution was invented.
Regards, GF.

 

[Mongrel]

But I guess I'm to old and fat

Most women want a man who knows the difference between to and too.

 

[betarhoalphadelta]

Most women want a man who knows the difference between to and too.

Nah, they want a man who knows the difference between Kay and Cartier.

 

[drainbamage]

I remember seeing a link about one of these women running off to Syria/Iraq to live under ISIS. When asked why she'd abandon Western civilization for a place that treats women like livestock, she replied that it was a good, safe place to raise a family because of the lack of smoking, drugs, alcohol, promiscuous sex, and scandalous entertainment.

You know...until the wrong people consider you an apostate and they crucify you and your entire household.

There's probably no reasoning with that mentality.

 

[b-boy]

she replied that it was a good, safe place to raise a family because of the lack of smoking, drugs, alcohol, promiscuous sex, and scandalous entertainment.

...but the automatic weapons, frequent stonings, and occasional beheadings do create a warm, kid-friendly environment.

 

[b-boy]

I mean really we have young women running off to join ISIS and the like.
They are willing to be covered head to toe and have no rights.
ISIS would give them constant oppression and no rights.
I could offer them
A nice home with running water, electricity and freedom.
But I guess I'm to old and fat
Yeah I've been married three times already.

So are you saying that your ex-wives ran off to join ISIS? That's extreme. Did you leave the toilet seat up or something?

 

[Hemidoc]

So are you saying that your ex-wives ran off to join ISIS? That's extreme. Did you leave the toilet seat up or something?

Yep left the seat up in all three of my bathrooms
Are you saying that some of these women maybe that Russian woman "Katcha Cockov"?
Yes I know, no and no the difference between to, too and two and even tow.
Well this is a drucken rambling...

 

[Hemidoc]

I think he might be druck...

Cheers!

I resemble that remark. Cheers

 

[Zuljin]

What about tow and toe?

 

[elkshadow]

If you agree be my wife then you will come my country, I will give you television remote control, a red dress, two strong shoes, I will love you and care for you, we will be as one... but if u cheat on me I will crush you!

Also I like meet nice men, as friend - no sexytime.