What's a SWMBO?

[Pappers_]

Seriously Weary (of) Macho Bullcrap. Ornithropters.

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[VladOfTrub]

"its a term that needs to just go away.
a term that men who do not respect themselves or their partner tend to use.
it is terrible."

Lighten up, Francis.

 

[Flipadelphia]

"its a term that needs to just go away.
a term that men who do not respect themselves or their partner tend to use.
it is terrible."

Lighten up, Francis.

You sure told him.

 

[peterj]

Slapped with midget boners, oiled.

 

[PRE66_6TART]

Ornithropters.

Did/do you play Magic: the Gathering, by any chance?

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Did/do you play Magic: the Gathering, by any chance?

I've played Magic: the Gathering as recently as a month ago.

 

[hunter_le five]

its a term that needs to just go away.
a term that men who do not respect themselves or their partner tend to use.
it is terrible.

Not sure what the big deal is. It's a term of endearment. Like "honey", "my lesser half", or "my oldest kitchen appliance".

 

[Hoppity]

Sinus with mucous blocks odors.

 

[roastquake]

Swill With Marlon Brando, Obviously

 

[roastquake]

Super Wieners Masticated By Olaf

 

[boydster]

I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.

 

[Black Island Brewer]

It is a female, who lives with a man, who no longer is a man.


Seriously though, this is just my least favorite acronym on this site. It's either way over used and has lost it's funny (easier to just type "Wife") or there are a lot of men on here that need to re-grow a pair.

Don't get me wrong, I love my wife, I respect her, but when it comes to brewing, all I really do is tell my wife I'm brewing or buying something for brewing, etc.

Who knows though, I'm easily annoyed. I guess lol was clever at one point too.

This one made me snort beer out my nose. Even my wife thinks any guy who uses the term has been neutered. Glad I'm not the only non-emasculated man here.

 

[drainbamage]

Sinus with mucous blocks odors.

Story of the last week of my life. Stupid allergies.

 

[CrystalShip]

This one made me snort beer out my nose. Even my wife thinks any guy who uses the term has been neutered. Glad I'm not the only non-emasculated man here.

I just told my wife about this acronym as well... She said she imagined the user of that phrase with their junk tucked between their legs and a ball gag in their mouth.


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[Slenderman]

its a term that needs to just go away.
a term that men who do not respect themselves or their partner tend to use.
it is terrible.

Sounds like you could use a Tumblr account, sir/ma'am/whatever you refer to yourself as.

 

[Paps]

Someone Who Morpheus Barfed On
Slimy Wet Meat Ball Odor
Super Woman Must Bare Oompas
So What Must Be Obtained
Still Wondering, Mary Belched Onward

 

[Malted_hops]

Seriously, who makes beer only ?

 

[peterj]

Sweaty wrestlers make bad ornithologists
Singing with my balls out

 

[VegasJ]

its a term that needs to just go away.
a term that men who do not respect themselves or their partner tend to use.
it is terrible.

Seriously? I laughed when I joined here and found out what SWMBO was... so hard the little lady came into my office to see what I was laughing at.

So I told her.

She laughed, smiled, & said "damn straight!"... we respect each other & can have a laugh together. Matter of fact, I'll read her your comment and let you know how long she laughs at it.

 

[Flipadelphia]

Seriously? I laughed when I joined here and found out what SWMBO was... so hard the little lady came into my office to see what I was laughing at.

So I told her.

She laughed, smiled, & said "damn straight!"... we respect each other & can have a laugh together. Matter of fact, I'll read her your comment and let you know how long she laughs at it.

you sure showed him!!!!!!@!@#

 

[Homercidal]

Seriously, Who Marries a Bitchy Oligarch?

 

[roastquake]

Santana Wants Mad Bitches for Oral

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Single White Male Bassoonist Orc.

 

[peterj]

Sexual Whales Make Big Orgasms

 

[Paradigm]

Squeamish Wombats Must Barf Occasionally

 

[boydster]

She was my buddy's oncologist

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Suckled Weisswurst Means Bavarian Overjoyed.

 

[WayFrae]

Such Wow. Much Beer. Outstanding.

 

[Sir-Brews-Alot]

Someone Who Must ***** Occasionally

 

[boydster]

Smelly wookies may be offensive

 

[peterj]

Sadistic wookies munch balls off

 

[roastquake]

Sarcastic Whitey Mashes Bell's Oberon

 

[drainbamage]

So What? My Balogna's Oblong

 

[hunter_le five]

"Some" Women Might Be Ornery

 

[Drizzt]

Sips with


I'm not sure if my the flavors in my beer are off or complex 😳

 

[Drizzt]

Sorry

Sips with my beer open


I'm not sure if my the flavors in my beer are off or complex 😳

 

[roastquake]

Surrounded With Monkeys Barfing Offal

 

[ryno84]

Santana Wants Mad Bitches for Oral

I initially read this as "Santa", which I think is even funnier.