Weird Things Beer Geek's say

[Hops McG]

To name a few

I like the cat piss taste

I love me some Sexual Chocolate

I got Love Child no. 3 in my cellar

Can’t believe I drove to VT for some Heady

My best friend is a beer mule

What are the weirdest thing you every said to your Beer Geek Peer's?

 

[lb304854]

Are you even leaving me cab money?

 

[housepants]

On dat der MarkIntiShower time.

 

[lb304854]

MarkIntiShower time

 

[housepants]

Looks like something is missing from that gif

 

[ilovermont]

whore's blanket

 

[yamar68]

"I'm sober."

 

[steimie]

"Do I use an apostrophe with every word that ends in S?"

 

[Hops McG]

"Do I use an apostrophe with every word that ends in S?"

What can I say I'm very possessive with my posts.

 

[JulianB1]

My Untappd feed is basically a dictionary of beer geek cliches, but my favorite one that I overuse constantly is

"This is very well-balanced"

which basically means

"Every flavor aspect is dialed up to a 10 so none of them overpowers all the others"

 

[MordorMongo]

"Hey, there's a guy burying a beer in your backyard."

"If you puke, please just don't do it on the side of the house"

"Have any of you ever just drank the drippings from the bottom of the candied bacon platter?"

"Does this look normal to you??"

"Is it hard to get that out of your beard?"


I literally could go on all day here.

 

[davey101]

It was worth the cost

 

[OakedCanuck]

Bruery sours taste good.

 

[stupac2]

"I'm not an alcoholic."

 

[JulianB1]

"I'm not an alcoholic."

My favorite personal variation on this is "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a connoisseur."

 

[JM03]

"Reubens give me tummy aches"

 

[Skittle34]

"What do you mean too much hops/malt/ BA/ brett?"

"because racecar"

 

[Hops McG]

My favorite personal variation on this is "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a connoisseur."

I use "I'm not an Alcoholic, I just have a hobby"

 

[xnicknj]

I can't get enough of these -bals.

 

[Aaron from the Wood]

I have three bois in my cellar.

 

[Beerontwowheels]

'bottle share'