Warning signs

[Totes]

Drinking Bigfoot from the bottle.....








(Let's keep it light, don't mention the A word...)

 

[OkashiiBrew]

1.060 is your absolute minimum OG for anything you brew

 

[GarageDweller]

you haven't slept in your bed for 2 years because its too far to crawl from the couch.

 

[masteraviator]

you haven't slept in your bed for 2 years because its too far to crawl from the couch.

Or obviously, the Garage.

 

[hlm123]

You like your homebrew enough to keep bottling all of it and need to collect at least 1 new bottle a day to keep up with the supply

 

[timrox1212]

You have 12 different beer glasses and still buy number 13...14...15...


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[b-boy]

You have 3 kegs in your basement kegerator, 2 in your garage kegerator, 2 kegs conditioning in your basement, 1 carboy in your fermentation chamber, and you're busy planning your next brew day.

 

[chocotaco]

You have 3 kegs in your basement kegerator, 2 in your garage kegerator, 2 kegs conditioning in your basement, 1 carboy in your fermentation chamber, and you're busy planning your next brew day.

Two kegerators in your home is a warning sign that you make too much money, and nothing more.

 

[whitehause]

You install a generator in your house and the first two circuits you hook up are the Keezer and ferment chamber, because.....I don't like warm beer, and I can drink in the dark.

 

[MaxStout]

You never put your brew gear away, but keep it sprawled all over your garage for the next brew day.

 

[ledbed6b]

You have 10 kegs lagering, 6 drinking, 4 waiting to go on tap and 60 gallons in various fermenters or bottles

 

[Nuggethead]

You have four......wait, what was the question, Oh ya, I'll have large fries with that.

 

[Flboy]

Ya come home and find your daughter pouring brews from the fermenter.

 

[myelo]

You go to the doctor for your annual physical and one of the blood tests they do is a hydrometer reading.

 

[wiggybrewer]

I always know when my wife has had to much to drink, Her face gets all fuzzy and blurry.

 

[paperairplane]

People keep accusing you of repeating yourself. Also people keep saying you say the same thing over and over. And that you repeat things.

 

[brettg20]

You drink Coors Light to hydrate between beers

 

[day_trippr]

1.060 is your absolute minimum OG for anything you brew

Guilty as charged.

It's a handicap I've learned to live with...

Cheers! And carry on with the list...

 

[Totes]

When ordering a pint of beer, the "Dollar to ABV ratio" is a deciding factor in beer choice.

 

[diodeart]

Before moving into your new house you built your basement brewery, then started brewing. Then remodeled the house. Then moved in.

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[b-boy]

Two kegerators in your home is a warning sign that you make too much money, and nothing more.

Three truths exist in the Universe:

• Death
• Taxes
• You can never make too much money

Oh - and my wife would definitely disagree with your statement.

To anyone who owns Kohl's stock - you're welcome.

 

[i4ourgot]

you live in your car and brew out of a tent

 

[hairymare]

When you wake up next to your brew that's cold crashing and you have been using your auto siphon as a straw

 

[AerationStation]

Whn year old barleywine is a myth to you

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[elkshadow]

When you consider 8-9% to be a "lighter" beer.

*seriously guilty of this

 

[Temptd2]

When you schedule family celebrations for events like birthdays, anniversaries, and holidays, around your brewing days.

 

[BWE]

When you dream of brewing. Not figuratively... Like actually dream of brewing. I had a dream that I brewed a Belgian Dark Ale and it wasn't till the middle of the day when I started thinking about trying it and realized I haven't even brewed it yet... it was only a dream:smack:

 

[elkshadow]

When you dream of brewing. Not figuratively... Like actually dream of brewing. I had a dream that I brewed a Belgian Dark Ale and it wasn't till the middle of the day when I started thinking about trying it and realized I haven't even brewed it yet... it was only a dream:smack:

When I'm having trouble sleeping I actually think about brewing and it calms me down enough to where I can sleep. No joke.

 

[heckler73]

*lcoholics go to meetings.

 

[sandyeggoxj]

When you evaluate a potential house to live in by how much room is left in the breaker for a "brewing circuit."

Or, when you have to have a 3-car garage so the wifey can have a parking spot in the garage and the brewery will still fit in the other 2-car spaces.