It's hilarious because the guy has been brewing for less than a year, and already has decided he will "never" do something.
He announces this decision regularly.
That's why he is slym2none, no way he will keg.When I was 12, I said I'd never have kids.
I don't have kids.
When I was 15, I said I'd never get married.
I've never been married.
There's a theme here.
You keep thinking that.