Things that sound dirty but aren't

[C2H5OH]

Double-Dutch-Doors

 

[HomelessWook]

can i finger **** your Molly (mdma)?

 

[Stuntman]

 

[Edcculus]

Choking on my Johnson ...nice!

the chick is pretty hot too

 

[jtlawlor]

 

[Chester]

Dickmaische

 

[Bdogg]

Where I grew up there is a lot of natural gas. Anyway there is a company in town called "Easy lay pipe handling".

 

[northernlad]

6" Flexible Boner

 

[Nova5]

Bonar Rape Seed. (some twisted persons name for a grass seed.)

 

[kmack747]

Morehead, NC.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Gobbler's Knob

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Prognosticator

 

[fshnne1]

tranny fluid

 

[klyph]

tranny fluid

tranny swap

tranny grinding

tranny blew a seal

 

[mordantly]

twisted sister

cupped sister

rear main seal

burning bag of butt jelly (umm.. maybe this one IS)

 

[Stuntman]

Sticky Buns
Cream filled doughnuts
Ding Dongs (too easy)
Corn Hole (where the corn drops after being harvested, lol)
Crotch Rocket

 

[Jim Karr]

Monkey Butt

 

[ak40kush]

one from drilling and installing large water mains horizontally that need to be connected
' Butt fusion '

enjoy

 

[mc_eric]

George Dickel

 

[mordantly]

butt weld

full penetration

 

[monnie]

A company in our town that makes light bulbs. DIC Tool, Division of Trojan Industries....Seriously


http://www.macraesbluebook.com/search/company.cfm?company=333586

 

[LooyvilleLarry]

Outside of Dayton,Ohio is a suburb named Beavercreek, which has a shopping center - Beaver Vu. As if that wasn't good enough, some fine entrepreneurial physician opened "Beaver Vu OB/GYN". True Story.


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[BBKing]

At work we repair/weld the metal frames used by CAT employees to truck heavy parts around.

When theres a new guy who makes a mistake its not uncommon for us to say:

"You gonna beat that?"
"Quit talking and start beating"
Well guys, lets start beating out"

I could probably go on, but you get the point. It usually takes a few days for a newcomer to catch on that we're ****ing with him

 

[pernox]

Family and I like to vacation on Cape Cod, particularly in the Yarmouth area.

One can take the ferry to Gay Head if one is so inclined.

 

[FromZwolle]

coccyx, the dirtiest bone in your body

 

[david_42]

Not dirty, but I used to work for HIT Co. Oddly enough their main product was carbon-carbon brake disks.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Anyone named Dick King. Say it fast, look it up in the phone book.

 

[Ouroboros]

Invagination

 

[Ouroboros]

Engorge
Driblets
"Cunning Linguist"

Phalloidin (a fungal toxin)
Arsole (an arsenic-containing heterocycle like a furan)
Spermidine (an amine)
Clitoriacetal (from Clitoria macrophylla)
Clitorin (a glycosylated flavonoid)

 

[bsdx]

rousing the yeast

 

[Stuntman]

"Sucking The Head." When eating crawfish some will suck the juice out of the head of the crawfish, just saying.

"Inserting The Nozzle" When pumping gas.

"Pumping Gas" Might be dirty at a gay bar?

 

[danculwell]

I've always found the word diphthong interesting.