Well most of my problems have been thoroughly covered already but:
1.) I have to listen to a co-worker the next cubicle over, who I'm pretty sure has tourettes, curse every 30 seconds for 8 hours straight. Emails, program crashes, hemorrhoid flare-up, any little thing and it's "Sonofabitch, goddammit, mother effer." I mean, I curse like a sailor, but hearing it every 30 seconds gets old within the first 2 minutes of getting to work. Not to mention listening to her "humm" to her favorite songs.
2.) A sales rep who never passed 3rd grade. Can't use proper sentence structure, punctuation, or even finish a whole sentence. A recent example:
"we are running ROP ads too - info will be off there- i dont want to repeat thinkg etc---have you seen the 1 pag for the section?"
How the hell am I supposed to work with that? Sure, I'm no English major, but that's just ridiculous.
3.) People that don't change the water bottle in the break room. You know it's empty, change the the damn thing! I swear I'm the only one that every changes it.
4.) People who don't change the toilet paper roll when empty. I don't get it, did you really just run out of toilet paper at the EXACT moment your ass became clean? Or do you just say screw it, "my ass isn't clean yet, but I'm not going to change the roll," and walk out with fudge butt?
6.) An ineffectual dept manager who avoids confrontations at all costs and has the charisma of a wet noodle. Rather then having a general meeting to discuss matters at hand, we get to come in every day with notes on our desks discussing the issues of the day/week, or any mistakes we may have made.
7.) Co-worker(s) Who apparently work the same 8 hours as me, yet they take six 10-minute smoke breaks throughout the day and a full un-paid one hour lunch break everyday. Seems like they only work 6 hours by my math. Not sure how that works?
I'll think of more, but I better get to work before the aforementioned manager gets back from lunch. Don't want a note on my desk tomorrow.
