Dear Swedish,Dear restaurants of northwest Washington,
I know I've only lived here for a week. The food is very flavorful. I enjoy it.
However there is something I want to introduce you to. It's called "peppers". Curry and Mexican food should be cooked with peppers. Hot peppers.
I'm not saying it has to melt my face, although occasionally that is nice. But give me some heat, any heat.
Sincerely,
Stop spicing stuff like my Swedish grandmother
Try Texas.
Mix copious amounts of cheese with ketchup. Wave pepper over it. Call texmex.
Sincerely,
I feel your pain