swmbo and lhbs owner screwing with me

[nghtmre4u]

Well was getting all my stuff together today to do my first all grain following death brewers tutorial when I dropped my damn hydrometer. So I called swmbo and asked if she could swing by the lhbs and pick me one up. She gets off work at 6 he closes at 6 and she has no idea what the hell a hydrometer is. So I call him and asked if he could stay a few minutes and wife would swing by for a hydrometer and he said sure. So she gets home and hands me the hydrometer. I open it and its broke at this point I'm seeing red. I said what the **** did you do throw it in the car when you got it she says why. I said its freaking broke and she goes all cool and calm I don’t know what the hell you did to it wasn’t broke when I handed it to you. so I mumble some few choice words under my breath as I walk back into the kitchen and then she starts laughing she says the guy at the store thought it would be funny to play with ya and gave me the broken one to get ya going. Then she hands me the good one sorry for rambling but figured id share this with yas

 

[talleymonster]

Holy Punctuation, Batman!!!!!

 

[Deacon240]

My brain....

 

[Sean]

Where is comma when you need him!!

 

[Beerthoven]

Sounds like SWMBO knows how to push your buttons!

 

[Sean]

You know, when you look at this thread from the main page, It just says,

"swmbo and lhbs owner screwing..."

And I thought, Now that does not belong under general beer discussion.

 

[RonRock]

Sounds like SWMBO knows how to push your buttons!




Don't they all.........Don't they all.

 

[hungrymonkey]

You know, when you look at this thread from the main page, It just says,

"swmbo and lhbs owner screwing..."

And I thought, Now that does not belong under general beer discussion.

thats what I thought to.

I was about to tell my wife to never go to the lhbs.

 

[BuffaloSabresBrewer]

thatwasprettyfunnyabitofapaintoreadbutafunnystoryyoumustknowtheownerofthatstoreprettywelltodosomethinglikethatprettyfunny

 

[KayaBrew]

thatwasprettyfunnyabitofapaintoreadbutafunnystoryyoumustknowtheownerofthatstoreprettywelltodosomethinglikethatprettyfunny

Priceless!

 

[BooneDocks]

What's this I hear about SWMBO and the LHBS owner screwing?

 

[desertbronze]

"swmbo and lhbs owner screwing with me"

Sounds like a threesome to me ...

 

[Displaced MassHole]

You should go bang her sister for revenge.

 

[TXCrash]

Basedonthepunctuationshouldntthisbeinthedrunkenramblingsection???!!!???

 

[cactusgarrett]

She should learn how to push your "," and "." buttons, next.

 

[aekdbbop]

bestthreadever.

 

[Brew-Happy]

Bsdnthpncttnshldntthsbnthdrnknrmblngsctn???!!!???

There fixed it for you.

OP that is a funny trick! Glad your significant other has a sense of humor

 

[-TH-]

I'm not usually a huge fan of practical jokes (well only the ones that happen to me) but that is one hellatiosly funny story.

 

[BooneDocks]

You should go bang her sister for revenge.

Or, the SWMBO of the owner of the LHBS

 

[Baja_Brewer]

"swmbo and lhbs owner screwing with me"

Seems like this should be moved to drunken ramblings and mindless mumblings

 

[Homercidal]

Puncuation and Penetration. Funny stuff.

 

[DUCCCC]

I was expecting an Eiffel Tower reference in here somewhere...

 

[Pivzavod]

u got pwned!!!

 

[Hambone]

You should go bang her sister for revenge.

That's the best. They seem to get really mad when it's their sister, don't they?

 

[Droot]

A woman and hbs with a sense of humor, what more could you ask for?

gotchya!

David

 

[carnevoodoo]

Holy 7 month old thread!

 

[beerkrump]

Holy 7 month old thread!

Yah think Hambone was searching "bang her sister" and found this thread?

 

[ifishsum]

Yah think Hambone was searching "bang her sister" and found this thread?

Now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are.

 

[IXVolt]

Just be glad she would even go to the LHBS and buy you something! That right there is impressive, let alone she has a sense of humor.