Seen on the news this morning it is going to get to 118F in Las Vegas today. I am so glad what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
Give ‘em a meter, they’ll expect a kilometer.
Seen on the news this morning it is going to get to 118F in Las Vegas today. I am so glad what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
Not since social mediaNot so much, eh?
Not since social media
Maybe not global high temps but in isolated cases it can get people in hot water.I'm not sure what social media has to do with global high temps.
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Yep. He had died and gone to Heaven.Paddy had been stranded on a deserted island for nearly two years.
As he sat gazing at the beach looking for his next raw fish meal, he saw a gorgeous woman in a wet suit surface out in the surf and start walking toward him.
He knew it was a hallucination until she unzipped a sleeve pocket, pulled out a flask and asked, "Would you like some fine Irish whisky?"
Then she unzipped a pocket on the other sleeve and offered him a fine Cuban cigar.
As he was thinking that he might have died and gone to heaven, she started to unzip the main zipper and asked, "Would you like to play around?"
"My God woman, he replied, don't tell me you have a set of clubs in there!"
Depends on how you define Kung Fu. Some are (or at least were) more, er, energetic?
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