El Pistolero
Well-Known Member
...shall we say, "replicating" (nudge, nudge, wink, wink), in my back yard. Needless to say I was outraged as, 1) there are usually children about (thankfully they are in school at the moment) who shouldn't be witness to this sort of behavior, and 2) we have entirely too many squirrels already (obviously) without any further "replication" going on, so I stomped my feet and yelled "Hey, Go Get A Room!", thinking maybe that would run them off. But the little f#@*ers just ran up the tree a bit and continued right on with their business.
So now I'm forced to do something about it, and I can't really shoot them as all I've got is a shotgun (yes, I know I'm a poor excuse for a Texan, save it for another thread) which would of course render the little ba$turds inedible, so I'm wondering what to do. I was thinking about calling the HPD Vice Squad, or maybe just animal control. On the other hand, maybe I should capitalize on this and get ahold of Larry Flint (bound to be a few pervs willing to pay good money for this footage), or maybe Emeril...Onion Glazed Squirrel Flanks anyone? Should go well with a nice Smoked Porter.
P.S. Yes I know, "No Pics, It Didn't Happen", but my new Android Smart Phone was getting charged because I'd already used it for five fricking minuted today.
So now I'm forced to do something about it, and I can't really shoot them as all I've got is a shotgun (yes, I know I'm a poor excuse for a Texan, save it for another thread) which would of course render the little ba$turds inedible, so I'm wondering what to do. I was thinking about calling the HPD Vice Squad, or maybe just animal control. On the other hand, maybe I should capitalize on this and get ahold of Larry Flint (bound to be a few pervs willing to pay good money for this footage), or maybe Emeril...Onion Glazed Squirrel Flanks anyone? Should go well with a nice Smoked Porter.
P.S. Yes I know, "No Pics, It Didn't Happen", but my new Android Smart Phone was getting charged because I'd already used it for five fricking minuted today.