Random Drunken Thoughts Thread

[ehall]

My beef with strip clubs is that you can never get a quarter to stay put under the G string.

that's your problem, you have to stick it in between the butt cheeks!

 

[bracconiere]

that's your problem, you have to stick it in between the butt cheeks!

maybe the stripper should wear elastic g-strings, so the patronage can have fun shooting skee ball, trying to get it in the holes?

 

[GrogNerd]

old sailors tell salty sea stories about ladies making a stack of quarters "disappear" and then making change, 25¢ at a time

 

[Dland]

I noticed that main supplier of my brew ingredients has sale ending today, ordered 80#s euro pils malts. Had enough for many batches, but will load shelves w very little incentive when times getting weird.

And yeah, it's far more relaxing to go on line and order from the brew supply than it is to intake the news.

 

[GrogNerd]

got carded for wine

2 days before my 59th birthday

Thank you for the birthday present, Harris Teeter checkout lady, Emma

 

[GrogNerd]

the BigHair texted me

remember, kids... auto suggest = good, auto correct = bad

 

[soccerdad]

Stay calm. I have a gub.

 

[balrog]

Stay calm. I have a gub.

Are you a conscientious ronner who only uses stub gubs?

 

[soccerdad]

I should have said "apt natural," not stay calm.

 

[GrogNerd]

posting videos of admitted pedophiles

 

[soccerdad]

He's a sad, sad case. But that was a funny movie.

 

[GrogNerd]

TIL, they still sell photographic film IN BULK

https://filmphotographystore.com/co...oll-100-ft-svema-foto-100?variant=31635023565

 

[balrog]

TIL, they still sell photographic film IN BULK

https://filmphotographystore.com/co...oll-100-ft-svema-foto-100?variant=31635023565

"subject to light piping"
"please load in dim light"

Really?

Any light SHOULD ruin it. What a weird description for panchromatic film. I use to love 100' bulk load film, and go through a ton of 35mm loads every time I'd go on a camping trip in the Smokies where I grew up. Many much stream pictures. D76 developer all the way.

God I miss the old days.

 

[GrogNerd]

I learned to do everything with undeveloped film by touch. in a bag, in a darkroom, NO LIGHT

still have my Minolta SRT101, haven't used it in years. until the lens covers on my S9+ broke, I rarely broke out my Rebel DSLR

I may have to go analog for a while, now that I found out I can buy BULK!

"subject to light piping"
"please load in dim light"

Really?

Any light SHOULD ruin it. What a weird description for panchromatic film. I use to love 100' bulk load film, and go through a ton of 35mm loads every time I'd go on a camping trip in the Smokies where I grew up. Many much stream pictures. D76 developer all the way.

God I miss the old days.

 

[GrogNerd]

blue star at top: our house

red circle at bottom: proposed Virginia site for new "Team Commandos" /spit stadium, less than 3 miles from our house

**** that. not here, please

 

[Galek]

What is a "Team Commandos" /spit stadium?

 

[GrogNerd]

used to be an NFL team called the Washington Redskins (HTTR!) their HQ is a few miles up the road (VA Rt 28) from that proposed stadium site

they dropped that name, went by "Washington Football Team" for a few years

recently announced the name change to "Commanders"

I spit on the Team & the "Commandos"

 

[balrog]

I learned to do everything with undeveloped film by touch. in a bag, in a darkroom, NO LIGHT

still have my Minolta SRT101, haven't used it in years. until the lens covers on my S9+ broke, I rarely broke out my Rebel DSLR

I may have to go analog for a while, now that I found out I can buy BULK!

OM-1 was mine. Made my own gralab-ish darkroom enlarger timer. Never used a bag until near the end, just did everything in the darkroom. I do miss it.

 

[bracconiere]

i'd post this in what i'm listening too...but i had a random drunken thought.....


if you insert an elipse inbetween, "grabbed a beer" and "that's cold".....and thinking they're robbing the place.....it takes on new meaning....

 

[GrogNerd]

call from a customer who has a member in their database twice. it's easier when there's no data connected to one, we can just delete & move on. but this one has data in both, so it's just a bit trickier.

I ask what the member's name is & my customer responds: "Smith. Will Smith"

me: "as long as we're not combining him with Chris Rock, this should be easy"

 

[GrogNerd]

best porn opening line ever: "gee, mister... that's an awful lot of coconut oil you have there!"

 

[Scout]

Why doesn't anyone make chocolate flavored toothpaste?

 

[davidabcd]

The "Commandos" is what threw me off. It sounded close but not quite.
On the toothpaste? Heck yeah on the flavor. Maybe even go further. I know cilantro can be abrasive to some but whatever. Sky's the limit.

I spit on the Team & the "Commandos"

Without caring too much or looking too long, that's what I came up with.

 

[davidabcd]

if you insert an ellipsis in between, "grabbed a beer" and "that's cold".....and thinking they're robbing the place.....it takes on new meaning

I've noticed that the ellipsis has taken the place of the "m-dash" to replace a pause and it now seems common, widespread. I'm not okay with that, are you? Even with a quick Google definition search, the definitions don't include "a pause in the action" or some such.

 

[GrogNerd]

yes, thank you... you're being oh-so-nice for letting me go first even though I have a stop-sign and you don't.

but you're the biggest ******* in the world to the 3 people stuck behind you

Grog's Random Drunken Thoughts While Not Driving™

 

[balrog]

a hundred times "like"

Being nice is so sweet.

FOLLOWING THE **** RULES OF THE **** ROAD IS **** NICER BECAUSE THEN EVERY****ONE KNOWS WTF IS **** GOING ON

/endrant

 

[bracconiere]

yes, thank you... you're being oh-so-nice for letting me go first even though I have a stop-sign and you don't.

but you're the biggest ******* in the world to the 3 people stuck behind you

Grog's Random Drunken Thoughts While Not Driving™

why is it at stop signs, all the time i stop at the exact same time as someone else! i mean i see it about to happen and slow down, or speed up to make it obvious who has the right of way....but for some reason!

 

[PCABrewing]

i'd post this in what i'm listening too...but i had a random drunken thought.....


if you insert an elipse inbetween, "grabbed a beer" and "that's cold".....and thinking they're robbing the place.....it takes on new meaning....

Ahh, the 727, one of my favorite aircraft. Beastie Boys not so much.

 

[bracconiere]

Ahh, the 727, one of my favorite aircraft

Thank You! i never had a model name to put to it before (just knew the tail looked unique)

 

[PCABrewing]

why is it at stop signs, all the time i stop at the exact same time as someone else! i mean i see it about to happen and slow down, or speed up to make it obvious who has the right of way....but for some reason!

It seems that the neighboring state must teach stop sign process differently than my state.
It is almost a certainty that if three vehicles arrive sequentially, and the first one to completely stop is from the neighboring state, the driver of the first car will still sit and watch for one of the other two to make the decision to go. Almost guaranteed!
They may think they are being polite, even waving others on, but I think they are ignorant PITAs!

 

[bracconiere]

It seems that the neighboring state must teach stop sign process differently than my state.
It is almost a certainty that if three vehicles arrive sequentially, and the first one to completely stop is from the neighboring state, the driver of the first car will still sit and watch for one of the other two to make the decision to go. Almost guaranteed!
They may think they are being polite, even waving others on, but I think they are ignorant PITAs!

now that you say that, isn't there a rule that i always forget, which side goes first if unison stop happens?

 

[DBhomebrew]

Driver to the right takes precedence.

Then there's the good ol' 'Right of First Acceleration'. Learned about that in Lancaster, PA of all places. Seems to be the rule of the road in Scottsdale, AZ.

 

[balrog]

Ah the right of first acceleration rule.
Typically preceded by the a$$hat corollary "I saw the intersection first and never slowed down lower than 10mph and I therefore go first".

[Edit: I almost forgot-and get off my lawn!'

 

[Scout]

If a virgin takes another person's virginity, are they still virgins?

 

[cmac62]

If a virgin takes another person's virginity, are they still virgins?

I think they mutually take each other's virginity and therefore are no longer virgins. Once it is taken it is gone forever.

 

[Dland]

Guess it is only Thursday, too early to take a victory lap for the week endured.

On the traffic topic, things are really weird here; a lot of the semi senile erstwhile seasonal visitors, that have taken more and more to stay all or at least too much of year, ...anyway, they think they are perpetuating some kind of "magic is;land" courtesy culture where they seek approval for locking up their breaks to let each and every car that is waiting to merge from however a minor dirt driveway....stopping in front of people like me, drivin' a F-800 dump full of gravel... I could go on, but time to calm down.

 

[GrogNerd]

also: I'm betting as soon as I do take advantage of this assknob & jump the right-of-way, they will accelerate into me & blame me for the accident

oh, no, dumbfook... I have you on dashcam, waving me thru

 

[day_trippr]

PSA: If one gets to the "Lord have mercy!" stage of terror - after having paid actual money to arrive at that moment at some random "amusement ride" - perhaps one should be a bit more critical in advance...and default to "Mmmmmm.....nope"

That is all.
Go about your bidness.

 

[balrog]

PSA: If one gets to the "Lord have mercy!" stage of terror - after having paid actual money to arrive at that moment at some random "amusement ride" - perhaps one should be a bit more critical in advance...and default to "Mmmmmm.....nope"

Someone talked you into the Free Wheelin' JATO Backpack Bahamian Rippin' Water Rocket Ride?

 

[GrogNerd]

If I DIY (Do It Yourself) shouldn't I say I DIM (Do It Myself)?

No. I'm more of a DIFM (Do It For Me)