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[Komocabo]

Is it bad I almost immediately noticed the sign that says "weak end waitress wanted"?

And they are not "Now serving Crab"! That is clearly a goat... People from Chicago are stupid...

 

[Kirkwooder]

Is it bad I almost immediately noticed the sign that says "weak end waitress wanted"?

Are you looking for a job? I'd almost bet that one is no loner available, but only the knows.

 

[Psylocide]

Goats are ********.


Proof:

 

[SnakeRidge]

Goats are ********.


Proof:

My proof is a large bite scar on my upper thigh. That goat came to be known as Bog Hog.

 

[slym2none]

What... what is going on here?

 

[ChefRex]

Goats are ********.


Proof:

So you're calling me a goat???

 

[gratus fermentatio]

I'm thinking about it...

 

[mmb]

 

[soccerdad]

the sign that says "weak end waitress wanted"?

reminds me of that joke .... "Oral sex can really make your day, but anal sex can make your hole weak."

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Sam's day started out innocently enough, but as the day wore on & the liquor flowed, the goat started looking better & better...

 

[Billy-Klubb]

What... what is going on here?

some home brewers arguing about IPAs and whether they are an overrated fad or not. @Zuljin is standing behind the two yelling.

 

[DrunkleJon]

some home brewers arguing about IPAs and whether they are an overrated fad or not. @Zuljin is standing behind the two yelling.

So, does that mean there is going to be a travelling goat head thread? Has one been made yet? Get on this someone, lets start the goat mask rave and make poor Norm yesterdays news.

 

[Zuljin]

They should make a baaaaahley wine.

 

[Kirkwooder]

They should make a baaaaahley wine.

or a baaaa ock.

 

[PlexVector]

Saw this at LHBS yesterday:

 

[SnakeRidge]

Saw this at LHBS yesterday:

Hey man! Goats gotta hydrolyze them lipids too!

 

[PlexVector]

Hey man! Goats gotta hydrolyze them lipids too!

After I posted--looked it up and thought maybe there may be some way to use in making beer. :cross:

 

[philber]

I use it to make a wonderful 'Summer Bahhger Lagger"

"The enzyme preparation is used during the mashing phase of wort production to ensure sufficient breakdown of the cell wall materials, protein, starches, and fats of grains that are unmalted."

Recipe Type: All Grain
Yeast: Bacillus Subtillis
Yeast Starter: 1/2 gallon
Batch Size (Gallons): 6
Original Gravity: 1.044
Final Gravity: 1.010
IBU: 40-42
Boiling Time (Minutes): 90
Color: 3 SRM
Primary Fermentation (# of Days & Temp): 14 days @ 48-50F
Additional Fermentation: 2 months @ 35F
Secondary Fermentation (# of Days & Temp): 2 weeks @ 66

This is for a 5 gallon batch at about 94% efficiency. Adjust for your batch size and efficiency if necessary. This recipe took me countless iterations to get it how I want it. Here it is:

OG: 1.047
FG: 1.008
ABV: 5.2%
Attenuation: 83.3%
IBU: 38
SRM: 2.9 (2.5 w/out molasses)

Grains
6# chaffhaye
2# hay
1.25# alfalfa
2tsp Goat Lipase
1# molasses

Hops
2oz Horney Goat Weed

Yeast
Bacillus Subtillis

 

[Kirkwooder]

I keep wondering how, exactly, they "harvest" goat lipase. Is there a happy ending in it for the goat?

 

[slym2none]

Ew.

 

[Michigan_Wolfman]

How about brewing a dopplebaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhk?

Sorry, I just couldn't resist.....

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Ew.

I have milked a goat (only to have it go to waste), and I do not recommend it.

 

[PlexVector]

I keep wondering how, exactly, they "harvest" goat lipase. Is there a happy ending in it for the goat?

Ew.

No, ews are probably too young for that sort of thing.

 

[slym2none]

http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot

 

[PlexVector]

http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot

Hey, that almost woke SWMBO!

 

[slym2none]

Hey, that almost woke SWMBO!

http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot

 

[Zuljin]

Hey, that almost woke SWMBO!

The sound or your tongue?

 

[hunter_le five]

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Bet the teacher didn't see that coming.

 

[soccerdad]

I've decided to put my entire portfolio into goat pajamas

 

[electrolight]

I've decided to put my entire portfolio into goat pajamas

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qfxUt9UM0nc

Sounds like a GAaaP certified investment strategy

 

[Reggie22]

View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1433511077.537185.jpg

 

[philber]

^^^ Eclipse watching

 

[brew_ny]

my Neighbor is moving and they have a couple of pygmy goats and asked

my wife if she would take them as we have livestock

the goats were with her on a leashes I was working in my greenhouse and came walking by

the lady asks me if I like goats ?

I said to her of course I like goats with curry

so it looks like to goats for me

 

[drainbamage]

How easy is it to leash train a goat? Seems like they'd be stubborn...or they'd just chew up the leash.

 

[Reggie22]

Edit: Didn't realize it was the same as above til I watched the one above.

http://youtu.be/KZ8IethsyIQ

 

[PlexVector]

^^^ Eclipse watching

:blindgoat:

 

[Inkleg]

:blindgoat:

For only pennies a day, you can help a blind goat see. Please send your tax deductible donation to needsmorecurry.com. The kids thank you.

 

[Zuljin]

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Mahvelous, dahling. Maahvelous.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

I could probably eat a curried goat head, but I'll have to pass on the penis.