Please delete.

[HB_in_Subic]

She's got huge.... tracks of land!!

 

[drainbamage]

Okay already! Isn't it about time for some fried goat! Enough of this bourgeoisie (booshwa) food.

Hey! the goat emoticon is not working.

I've had curried goat once, it was pretty good!

My goat emoticon doesn't work either. Tech support? TECH SUPPORT!!!

 

[soccerdad]

<img src="http://smileys.emoticonsonly.com/emoticons/g/goat-64.gif" border="0" alt="Goat" title = "Goat emoticon" />

 

[PlexVector]

<img src="http://smileys.emoticonsonly.com/emoticons/g/goat-64.gif" border="0" alt="Goat" title = "Goat emoticon" />

ooooow...nice goat!

 

[brew_ny]

<img src="http://smileys.emoticonsonly.com/emoticons/g/goat-64.gif" border="0" alt="Goat" title = "Goat emoticon" />

that really gets my goat

 

[SnakeRidge]

Why do so many threads on here devolve into mutual goat appreciation?

 

[Billy-Klubb]

You misspelled "evolve" wrong.

 

[SnakeRidge]

Darn automisspellwrongcorrect. I meant sublimate.

 

[TallDan]

Darn automisspellwrongcorrect. I meant sublimate.

I think you meant subjugate.

 

[maffewl]

You misspelled "evolve" wrong.

So, it's spelled correctly?

 

[PlexVector]

You misspelled "evolve" wrong.

Double negative alert!

Therefore it must have been okay to begin with.

 

[BreezyBrew]

Bears don't get enough love. It's all about the goats. I'll tell you one thing... bears never give up!! [ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_yHim2zi4Q[/ame]

 

[PlexVector]

Why do so many threads on here devolve into mutual goat appreciation?

We hereunto set this day forward, April 9th, as "Mutual Goat Appreciation Day"

 

[SnakeRidge]

We hereunto set this day forward, March 9th, as "Mutual Goat Appreciation Day"

Didn't realize NC was a whole month behind TN. Interesting time warp around Knoxville, perhaps?

 

[PlexVector]

Didn't realize NC was a whole month behind TN. Interesting time warp around Knoxville, perhaps?

Dang Apple Watch. I knew I should have waited until after the first software update...!

 

[Kirkwooder]

There's a goat emoticon?

 

[DrunkleJon]

There's a goat emoticon?

MY GOD! Look what you have done!

 

[hunter_le five]

There's a goat emoticon?

Goaticon?

 

[Kirkwooder]

MY GOD! Look what you have done!

Ooops! I don't know how to fix it!

 

[SnakeRidge]

Goaticon?

Lesson I learned the hard way; Do Not Go To Goaticon.

Your mortal eyes cannot handle the nobility of Goaticon.

 

[drainbamage]

Lesson I learned the hard way; Do Not Go To Goaticon.

Your mortal eyes cannot handle the nobility of Goaticon.

So, not the same thing as Goatse?

 

[DrunkleJon]

Lesson I learned the hard way; Do Not Go To Goaticon.

Your mortal eyes cannot handle the nobility of Goaticon.

If that is anything like the hybrid site of a goat and the tse fly I do not want to know about it.

 

[SnakeRidge]

So, not the same thing as Goatse?

It is something that you cannot unsee, so they have that in common.

 

[maffewl]

 

[harleybug88]

I see that he's going gently down the stream.

 

[PlexVector]

Lesson I learned the hard way; Do Not Go To Goaticon.

Your mortal eyes cannot handle the nobility of Goaticon.

Don't go(at) here:
https://www.google.com/search?q=Goa...BB4XdsAXH0IKwDg&ved=0CCAQsAQ&biw=1680&bih=989

 

[BrewerBrad82]

GOATS!





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ[/url

 

[fuzzy2133]

They're everywhere!!! :cross:

 

[Psylocide]

My kid loves goats, so I put this up in her room.

 

[SnakeRidge]

Welp, I just quit my job, and spent the savings on some singing goats and a van. We're going on tour! Look for the ad in local circulars and such.

 

[vanishingpint]

Yes . This thread needed more goats ;We got em.Oh yeah!

 

[TallDan]

Yes . This thread needed more goats ;We got em.Oh yeah!

I have some more on the way, should be there soon, just passsing through the mountains now.

Was also thinking of the posting the Adam Sandler goat skit, that's got some language though...

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I once head butted a goat. no joke. my dad had llamas, sheep, and a few goats. one of the kids kept pushing me while I was trying to shovel llama crap (they go in only 2-3 spots, unlike other livestock). I started pushing him. it escalated until he went up on his hind legs and put his head down. we clashed.I did not win the battle, but he left me alone after that. his twin didn't though. but I wasn't about to head butt him too.

 

[vanishingpint]

I think more goat stories are in order. I only wish I had some.

 

[electrolight]

I once head butted a goat. no joke. my dad had llamas, sheep, and a few goats. one of the kids kept pushing me while I was trying to shovel llama crap (they go in only 2-3 spots, unlike other livestock). I started pushing him. it escalated until he went up on his hind legs and put his head down. we clashed.I did not win the battle, but he left me alone after that. his twin didn't though. but I wasn't about to head butt him too.

So wait... your telling me they only crap in like 2 spots?

That's the animal to raise! Wait... what can you do with llamas? Can you eat em?

 

[Kirkwooder]

I sick of goats, so here is a dancing chicken!

 

[Billy-Klubb]

they used to bully my step-mom around real bad. the twins would push her around like a new kid (see what I did there?) in a mosh pit. she couldn't even go into the breeder billy's pen. that goaty bastige was a beard pisser and would charge my step-mom bad. he tried charging me once and I held the shovel in front of me and yelled at him real loud. the putrid stench of horrible floccin' beast still haunts me.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

So wait... your telling me they only crap in like 2 spots?

That's the animal to raise! Wait... what can you do with llamas? Can you eat em?

most people use them for wool and/or pack animals.

 

[ChefRex]

So wait... your telling me they only crap in like 2 spots?

That's the animal to raise! Wait... what can you do with llamas? Can you eat em?

http://www.slowfoodcentralnj.org/tag/llama-steaks/

 

[Kirkwooder]

So wait... your telling me they only crap in like 2 spots?

That's the animal to raise! Wait... what can you do with llamas? Can you eat em?

Yes you can eat them. They taste like chicken, only not anything like chicken, more like chicken ****.