Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bluemoose]

There is conjecture whether Kathy Ireland has an account on HBT. Is it possible that Tom Brady does as well? Is he already here, in this thread?

 

[bob1852]

There is conjecture whether Kathy Ireland has an account on HBT. Is it possible that Tom Brady does as well? Is he already here, in this thread?

No, but Wil Wheaton does...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Fcku Whhil Whhhheaton. There.., I said it.

(Got no hate for him... just wanted to go with the reference and that’s all I could think of)

 

[lschiavo]

 

[Kent88]

Will Wheaton's law of the internet: Don't be a dick.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Why you here then?

 

[day_trippr]

holy crap, Indy is getting reamed out by KC and Luck has never looked worse...

 

[SteveH aka shetc]

Those guys really make cupcakes?

 

[day_trippr]

Last week I thought Indy had one of the strongest pass blocking O-line of the remaining contenders.
I mean their core guys are friggin' stout AF.
Tonite the wheels totally came off that perception.
I get their offense can put big chunks on the board but could KC be that good on defense?

Oh - and the Pats got rid of Vinatieri just in time

 

[jlinz]

How about that Chiefs defense, said pretty much nobody, ever.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Fkcuing Colts. SONOFA!!!!!

 

[bluemoose]

Colts be like...

 

[day_trippr]

Seriously. I think they may have screwed the grand plan.
I expect Irsay to petition the league to make side-arm passes illegal...

 

[user 574]

Ha ha ha ha hah!

 

[day_trippr]

Is there like a fire happening outside the stadium in LA?
NVM, fireworks...

Aaand we just saw the first ever "In The Grasp" whistle - because a QB was being hugged by an O-line man

 

[day_trippr]

While I'm still mostly conscious...

 

[day_trippr]

It gets weirder...

You have an eight point lead with time running short and you're fourth and goal from the 1 yard line.
What do you do?

According to the Rams coach, you send the offense out - to try to draw the defense off-side?
So you end up fourth and goal from the half-yard line?
And then what?

Sheesh...He gets paid millions to be a moron in a decisive moment.
I don't care if they scored, that's crazy...

 

[sbsmann]

It gets weirder...

You have an eight point lead with time running short and you're fourth and goal from the 1 yard line.
What do you do?

According to the Rams coach, you send the offense out - to try to draw the defense off-side?
So you end up fourth and goal from the half-yard line?
And then what?

Sheesh...He gets paid millions to be a moron in a decisive moment.
I don't care if they scored, that's crazy...

Yeah, but he's young, smart (so they say) and everyone in the NFL seems to be copying him. Not sure why.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Colts be like...View attachment 606998

I miss Darwin

 

[bob1852]

It gets weirder...

You have an eight point lead with time running short and you're fourth and goal from the 1 yard line.
What do you do?

According to the Rams coach, you send the offense out - to try to draw the defense off-side?
So you end up fourth and goal from the half-yard line?
And then what?

Sheesh...He gets paid millions to be a moron in a decisive moment.
I don't care if they scored, that's crazy...

Their go to play was only good for 4", not 8".

 

[day_trippr]

Lol!

And now, for something admittedly creepy...

 

[day_trippr]

Can American finally just get real and accept that "'Murrica's Team" hasn't made it to a conference championship since 1995?
Seriously, for all of Jones' money "Them Cowboys" couldn't be bigger has-beens...

 

[Kent88]

Murrica?

 

[WI_Wino]

Lol!

And now, for something admittedly creepy...

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I give up, who are they?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Queen

 

[SteveH aka shetc]

RIP Kuech

 

[day_trippr]

Ok then, it's a track meet...

 

[day_trippr]

Rivers is in full crybaby mode. Pats are officially camped in his head.

This game is uber cathartic so far
Pats can't let up though!

 

[jafo28]

Rivers is in full crybaby mode. Pats are officially camped in his head.

This game is uber cathartic so far
Pats can't let up though!

Beat me to it. Biggest crybaby in the NFL.

Good thing the Pats are in a rebuilding year, or the score might not be so close.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Just like I have been calling it

 

[day_trippr]

Haha!

 

[lschiavo]

False advertisement.

 

[Cape Brewing]

8 straight AFC Championships. That’s filthy

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Who doesn't love the Patriots?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Anyone who’s met a Patriots fan.

 

[user 574]

yada yada

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Anyone who’s met a Patriots fan.

That's not true. I met Cape once.

 

[bob1852]

That's not true. I met Cape once.

So did I!

 

[day_trippr]

Pretty sure this set the record for Longest Garbage Time In A Non-Over-Time Game.
Must have driven Pats haters totally batpoopy

 

[Cape Brewing]

So did I!

I get around.