Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Amazon Prime came thru. Got my two Under Armour gloves to wear around today and for tomorrow's game.

Where you parking? Feel free to pop into our tailgate

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I tailgate with the cheap bastards. On the other side of the tracks in the industrial park.

 

[user 574]

Pfft looks like high of 43 over there tomorrow. Shorts weather for some idiots over here

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I agree. Shorts weather. I was hoping to keep the cold weather for the playoffs and the warmer weather opponents. Every so often we get a January thaw. Originally they were forecasting 50.

 

[paulthenurse]

I tailgate with the cheap bastards. On the other side of the tracks in the industrial park.

You’ll fit right in with the Bog Crew.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I tailgate with the cheap bastards. On the other side of the tracks in the industrial park.

Yeah... you couldn’t be on a more opposite end

 

[HoppyDaze]

Tom Brady is such an attention whore *********. Oh I scratched my hand, look at me!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

So jelly. He's pure warrior. I'll give you that Belichick is a drama queen tho.

 

[bob1852]

Tom Brady is such an attention whore *********. Oh I scratched my hand, look at me!

He probably drinks that $9/gallon raw water, too.

 

[paulthenurse]

It’s Free Range water from Apache Trout spawning streams. Don’t knock it till you try it.

 

[bluemoose]

Like Hoppy’s mouth?

 

[jstaas]

Halfway to 28-3.

 

[HoppyDaze]

This should be interesting. Clear fumble. Probably over turned because Patriots

 

[HoppyDaze]

I’ve seen this movie before. Pats win by 4

 

[jstaas]

Home cookin.

 

[bob1852]

I’ve seen this movie before. Pats win by 4

Just need an end zone "pass interference" for icing on the cake.

 

[LAHammer]

Amendola is an artist.

 

[stratslinger]

Amendola has spent 2 weeks now channeling his inner Julian Edelman

 

[jlinz]

Ugh.

 

[day_trippr]

Meh. Had this one all the way.


Another Year, Another Superbowl!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey... did you guys see that Brady broke the all time wins record today?

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey... did you guys see that Brady broke the all time wins record today?

Again?

Wow! He must be pretty good.

 

[bob1852]

"What should we call on 3rd and 9, coach?"

"Call the ol' 'dare the refs to throw a flag for holding' play, it works every time!"

 

[HoppyDaze]

Couldn’t even cover at home against the freakin Jags. Lol

 

[paulthenurse]

Gotta schedule the DVD for Tom vs Time.

 

[smurfjuice]

Danny earned his money today, ayup'

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Gotta schedule the DVD for Tom vs Time.

There's no release date yet Paulie. He's still rewriting history.

 

[h22lude]

Couldn’t even cover at home against the freakin Jags. Lol

Damn Jags don't even have a good defense or got to the AFC Championship game because they are a good team. They must be bad.

Surprised we haven't seen a "refs won that game" or "Pats cheat" post yet. I'm sure it is coming from some idiot on here soon though

 

[LAHammer]

There are idiots on here?

 

[day_trippr]

Sure, but they're all NFC fans.
You know. Losers.

Fingers crossed Gronk finds his brain before Game Time, but given his family's control I wouldn't count on that...

 

[day_trippr]

Couldn’t even cover at home against the freakin Jags. Lol

I expected better than this from you...

 

[paulthenurse]

New England Patriots <---- going to absolutely freakin own everyone this year and if you don't think that's the case... you're stupid.

There.... now you know. :rockin:

It’s like he’s the Spawn of Nostradamus or something.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I expected better than this from you...

Taking this game off for three weeks of rest and a reduction of a couple more IQ points? Sounds dangerous.

 

[Hophunter]

Damn. The only thing worse than the Pats winning the superbowl is the Eagles winning. It’s a lose-lose situation.

 

[jstaas]

Brian Hoyer could win this game by 12.

So...Hoyer > Brady?

 

[day_trippr]

I'm pleased as punch that the Iggles are totally smoking the Vikings.
Don't need to play a Superbowl in a stadium filled with homers...

 

[bob1852]

They must be bad.

It just shows how bad the AFC is...

 

[user 574]

Must be sympathetic at work tomorrow.

Must be sympathetic at work tomorrow.

Must be sympathetic at work tomorrow.

 

[paulthenurse]

Maybe Philly can have Donovan McNab and Tyrell Owens as honorary team captains in two weeks. That worked out well before.

 

[h22lude]

It just shows how bad the AFC is...

Vikings vs Eagles....NFC is sooo much better