Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Billy-Klubb]

the Redskins are gonna win the Super Bowel, and here's how: right after 1/2 time they will rush the field and take everyone by surprise. then they will steal the hand egg and go home. game over, they win. fact.

 

[paulthenurse]

Well that would sure be interesting.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

my logic is sound! I defy things and stuff!

 

[bob1852]

How's the traffic, Cape?

 

[Jaybird]

We're about seven hours away from the most unlikable super bowl match up in the history of the sport. I still can't decide who I would rather see lose.

BOTH.. Can they tie for 0?

Cheers
Jay

 

[Darwin18]

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Just testing it out to see how it looks in a few hours.

 

[liquiditynerd]

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Just testing it out to see how it looks in a few hours.

an asterix?

 

[ChshreCat]

an asterix?

He's making the false assumption that the cheatriots will win.

 

[GenIke]

One hour away and I still cant decide who I would rather see lose this thing. I'm probably just gonna watch 60 minutes then maybe some HGTV.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Go away loser. Only the teams still in it are allowed.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Go away loser. Only the teams still in it are allowed.

are you questioning my logic?!? may Spock slap you down, sir!

 

[ChshreCat]

One hour away and I still cant decide who I would rather see lose this thing. I'm probably just gonna watch 60 minutes then maybe some HGTV.

You seem more like an interior decorating guy than the football type anyway.

 

[Bulls Beers]

Jesus, Another hour....WTF!!

 

[jammin]

You seem more like an interior decorating guy than the football type anyway.

just your type

 

[GenIke]

What drapes do you guys like best?

 

[HoppyDaze]

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[ChshreCat]

They're warming up...

 

[Bulls Beers]

Let's go Tom terrific!!!!

 

[day_trippr]

http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2015/2/...nd-patriots-bill-belicheck-tom-brady-ball-boy

Uh huh.

Yup. The power of righteous indignation is gonna tear a new one in the Seahawks...

Cheers!

 

[GenIke]

What's the over/under for quarter of Capes ejection?

 

[HoppyDaze]

I can't imagine the punishment Wilfork has unloaded on toilets.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Listen to Chris Collinsworth trying to create controversy

 

[Bulls Beers]

Bad call No. 1, says Collinsworth. Only about 10 more to go

 

[stratslinger]

I don't know - if collinsworth comes down in favor of the Pats on anything, it's gotta be pretty blatant. Dude's a major Pats hater.

And nice freakin pick by Lane there.

 

[stratslinger]

Well, maybe more a bad call on Brady due to good pressure. Either way, nice play...

 

[GenIke]

Pats better hope they pull this one off... Brady has more and more "old guy" throws creeping into his game.

 

[ChshreCat]

What's the over/under for quarter of Capes ejection?

Depends on how many drunken 12's are in his section.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I knew Chris Mathews was going to have a big game.

 

[UWDawg13]

Entertaining so far.

What was up with the dead kid commercial? Kind of a buzz kill. Better have another beer

 

[GenIke]

I knew Chris Mathews was going to have a big game.

I know you've only been a fan since late 2013, but at least spell the guys name right.

 

[UWDawg13]

Where's the cleavage?

 

[paulthenurse]

Why is the halftime show an Old Navy commercial?

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

Halftime show........barf!!!

 

[HoppyDaze]

I know you've only been a fan since late 2013, but at least spell the guys name right.

Bro, leave

 

[UWDawg13]

Crickets....

 

[ChshreCat]

Hawks will win because Russell has the best playoff beard in the history of ever.

 

[FoCobrewguy]

Bud is throwing punches with that last commercial.

 

[GenIke]

This patriots team just isnt built to come back from a deficit.

 

[stratslinger]

That's a pretty short memory you're sporting there genike - came back from 14 points twice against the Ravens just 2 games ago.

I am confused as to where the defense from the first half went though...

 

[TrainReck]

Bud is throwing punches with that last commercial.

Yeah, made me think of this Gandhi quote…
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."

Seems like craft beer is no longer the gnat on Bud's ass.