Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

You guys, you guys, look where we are tonight!!! I was disappointed they didn't have Rocky Mountain oysters "cauliflower"

Looks like it sucks... just like you and your stupid face

 

[day_trippr]

No matter what happens, that's a collectible right there - and already on sale somewhere in NYC...

Cheers!

 

[skidad75]

 

[skidad75]

Seahawks Dominate tomorrow

 

[HoppyDaze]

You are wicked old day trip

 

[Cape Brewing]

Seahawks Dominate tomorrow

Dominate what? Adderall usage?

 

[day_trippr]

You are wicked old day trip

I am indeed wicked pissah old, which is considered a miracle by many...

Cheers!

 

[skidad75]

We plan on sending the 40-whiners home with a wave and a bicep kiss in short order. @seahawksfan

 

[day_trippr]

Tonight, The Great Forehead is fitfully trying to sleep while wondering just what Yoda Belichick is going to do to him tomorrow.

Meanwhile, Brady is banging a supermodel.

Just sayin'...

Cheers!

 

[ChshreCat]

At least the Pats get to the big game. Speaking of rock, you should quit smoking it.

If the pats get to the big game this year, they'll need tickets to see the Seahawks and Broncos.

 

[punkrockdave]

If the pats get to the big game this year, they'll need tickets to see the Seahawks and Broncos.

Good luck with that prediction seeing the games haven't started yet.

 

[ChshreCat]

To be honest (I know, this isn't the place for that sort of thing) I'm not quite a firm on the broncos beating the pats as I am about the Hawks beating the whiners. I think Denver definitely has the better offense but they also have a horrible defense. That game could end up being a bagillion to a gagillion.

 

[McBrewskie]

We plan on sending the 40-whiners home with a wave and a bicep kiss in short order. @seahawksfan

40-whiners? Can't you come up with something other than that played out old tired bullishit? Fucking pathetic bringing that in here.

 

[ChshreCat]

40-whiners? Can't you come up with something other than that played out old tired bullishit? Fucking pathetic bringing that in here.

And yet, you whine about it.

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL!! Even the Pats' criminals are way better than the Jets'.

I think Hernandez should fry but I think I'd take the triple murderer over the dude caught in the Target parking lot with open containers of Vasoline

 

[captianoats]

This asshat is why I hate Seahawks fans. You've won NOTHING in the history of football, yet you thing you're destiny is to win the Lombardi (which my Rams have already done).

 

[bluemoose]

Good morning sports fans. 3 football games left in the season. The real shame is the Patriots will only be able to win 2. Hope all you obnoxious fans enjoy your team's game. Wish the weather in Denver was like Vermont today. That would all but guarantee a Pats victory. I do think it help the legacy to beat the Brocos at home in fair conditions.
Please remember to raise a glass to TMDTOTM. you are all lucky enough to be watch history, and an unrepeatable run of dominance. Step back an appreciate that for a minute.
I think I speak for all of us when I say GO PATS!

 

[captianoats]

I think it's too late to help the Pats legacy. All of the spying/cheating ruined that for most football fans.

 

[Cape Brewing]

When did amateur hour start?

 

[user 574]

January, annually.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Apparently

 

[bluemoose]

Double cheeseburger dip, marinated steak tips, pepperoni pizza wontons, hand cut fries and chips with a chipotle pub sauce.
Not sure what everyone else is bringing. The rule is entry with an app. You gotta dazzle me.

( yeah, I typed dazzle, what of it?)

 

[Cape Brewing]

Just doing some black lager braised short ribs.

Don't worry..., i'll take pictures for everyone

 

[McBrewskie]

And yet, you whine about it.

Seadderal SheHawks! I'm not really whining as much as annoyed by stupid and uncreative names.

 

[user 574]

My awesome Chili, baguettes, bacon wrapped stuffed sarano and jalapeño peppers. variety of snacks, cheeses, nuts, beer, cocktails, bloodies

 

[HoppyDaze]

I can agree with that. Changing the name of the team is super weak.

On the menu for me: pvssy and lots of it, pizza, queso and dungeness crab. Oh, and victory...

 

[Cape Brewing]

On the menu for me: ....

No one cares

 

[finsfan]

The people and I agree

What will be the Super Bowl XLVIII matchup?
21%Broncos vs. 49ers
44%Broncos vs. Seahawks
15%Patriots vs. 49ers
19%Patriots vs. Seahawks
Total Votes: 151781

 

[Cape Brewing]

The people and I agree What will be the Super Bowl XLVIII matchup? 21%Broncos vs. 49ers 44%Broncos vs. Seahawks 15%Patriots vs. 49ers 19%Patriots vs. Seahawks Total Votes: 151781

What % said the Dolphins?

 

[finsfan]

What % said the Dolphins?

Not even I

 

[punkrockdave]

What % said the Dolphins?

Lmao, good one.

 

[ChshreCat]

Seadderal SheHawks! I'm not really whining as much as annoyed by stupid and uncreative names.

I can agree with that. Changing the name of the team is super weak.

See McBrewskie... that just proves you're wrong. Hoppy's on your side.

 

[HoppyDaze]

These teams are awful

 

[Cape Brewing]

Annnnnd almost on cue, Talib gets hurt in his second straight AFC Championship

At least I won't have to pay for that SB ticket now.

 

[motobrewer]

Love the excuses

 

[TANSTAAFB]

Little early to be giving up ain't it Cape?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Love the excuses

Whatever dude. For a rebuilding year they have had an insane year.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Little early to be giving up ain't it Cape?

Peyton in 58 degree perfect weather and those WRs.... With Talib gone now too?? Nope. I've seen this movie before. I know how it ends.

 

[bob1852]

If Brady could throw accurately, they're up 17-13.

 

[motobrewer]

Whatever dude. For a rebuilding year they have had an insane year.

Ha! It's only halftime and you already dropped the "rebuilding year". Fantastic!