cheezydemon3
Well-Known Member
Funnier than Super Bad, gorier than Driving Miss Daisy, action scenes almost not be believed would be found in an overall "comedy", including the single most BAD ASS simultaneous reloading of 2 handguns in CINEMATIC HISTORY.......
This movie is a must see for ANYONE.
Kick ass is not a spoof, but the characters acknowledge Spider Man, Bat Man etc. as part of culture in a world where there are no superhuman heros.
Believeable (for the most part) well acted, (Nicholas cage being the only slight disapointment but he has gone waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay downhill....poor guy) Pee in your pants funny..
SPOILER
Kick Ass - "How do I find you"
10 year old Hit girl - "Call the mayor's office, he has this special light that he shines in the sky to communicate with us. It's in the shape of a giant cock"
Kick Ass - Stares dumbly for a full 5 seconds before realizing that she is effing with him...
If you can dig an adorable 10 year old girl making Jet Li look like a p()ssy, and you can handle it when she freaking kills the **** out of people, I mean hacked limbs and blood spraying, and then makes Daniel Craig look inept as she uses stealth and an array of weapons to kill the EFF out of LOTS of grown men, all the while with a mouth that would get Harry Potter banished from Hogwarts.......then you should be really pleased with this movie.
*please! I know that 2003 wants it's movie back I already talked to It.*
This movie is a must see for ANYONE.
Kick ass is not a spoof, but the characters acknowledge Spider Man, Bat Man etc. as part of culture in a world where there are no superhuman heros.
Believeable (for the most part) well acted, (Nicholas cage being the only slight disapointment but he has gone waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay downhill....poor guy) Pee in your pants funny..
SPOILER
Kick Ass - "How do I find you"
10 year old Hit girl - "Call the mayor's office, he has this special light that he shines in the sky to communicate with us. It's in the shape of a giant cock"
Kick Ass - Stares dumbly for a full 5 seconds before realizing that she is effing with him...
If you can dig an adorable 10 year old girl making Jet Li look like a p()ssy, and you can handle it when she freaking kills the **** out of people, I mean hacked limbs and blood spraying, and then makes Daniel Craig look inept as she uses stealth and an array of weapons to kill the EFF out of LOTS of grown men, all the while with a mouth that would get Harry Potter banished from Hogwarts.......then you should be really pleased with this movie.
*please! I know that 2003 wants it's movie back I already talked to It.*