Miley Citrus

[Brewmex41]

That is disgusting.

 

[brewingmeister]

 

[Brewmex41]

Needs to be deep fried. That way when I eat a bite my heart is sure to stop completely.

 

[brewingmeister]

Perhaps donuts for buns?

 

[Brewmex41]

Is that your own concoction? Doesn't dunkin donuts make them too?

 

[brewingmeister]

Not mine, I've seen them available before and passed. Seems like a mess, also I prefer to keep my sweet and savory items a little more separated.

 

[two_hearted]

had a krispy kreme burger at a beerfest. they're amazingly good.

 

[brewingmeister]

I'm looking for one of these...

 

[drainbamage]

Is that your own concoction? Doesn't dunkin donuts make them too?

It's called a Lutherburger (because it was supposedly invented by Luther Vandross). I've seen them before at fairs and such, but never worked up the courage to try one. I'm with brewingmeister that it doesn't seem all that appealing.

On the other hand, I have had a pretzel sandwich, and it was excellent.

 

[two_hearted]

big fan of these guys

 

[Homercidal]

had a krispy kreme burger at a beerfest. they're amazingly good.

Yeah, but everything is amazingly good at a beerfest! :cross:

 

[Ace_Club]

Can we please get this thread back on track, please?

1) Miley Cyrus is HOT!
2) I'd poke her in the butt.
3) I'd do unspeakable things to her body.
4) Miley Cyrus is HOT!

 

[SharonaZamboni]

This is the sandwich thread. You know what to do.

 

[NickTheGreat]

Can we please get this thread back on track, please?

1) Miley Cyrus is HOT!
2) I'd poke her in the butt.
3) I'd do unspeakable things to her body.
4) Miley Cyrus is HOT!

If you want to stay on topic, you need to tell where the orange plays into your list . . .

 

[Ace_Club]

This is the sandwich thread. You know what to do.

I don't know if I've ever licked the back side of a sandwich, but if Miley's game...

 

[DrunkleJon]

So would a Miley sandwitch be something resembling a country ham and limburger sandwich?

 

[Brewmex41]

So would a Miley sandwitch be something resembling a country ham and limburger sandwich?

Loaded with sausage gravy and Billy Ray's beard hairs.

 

[Ace_Club]

So would a Miley sandwitch be something resembling a country ham and limburger sandwich?

Puh-lease!

The miley would be a delicious roast beef sandwich. The bread would be a baguette, slim with a tough exterior but warm, moist interior. The roast beef would be juicy, rare, and tender, maybe a small lip or two hanging out from the bread, and just pink enough that you know it's top shelf quality.

 

[Brewmex41]

Puh-lease!

The miley would be a delicious roast beef sandwich. The bread would be a baguette, slim with a tough exterior but warm, moist interior. The roast beef would be juicy, rare, and tender, maybe a small lip or two hanging out from the bread, and just pink enough that you know it's top shelf quality.

You're enjoying this wayyyy too much lol.

That, however, was a lovely image.

 

[Ace_Club]

Oh...and I'd provide the mayo.

 

[GrogNerd]

nope... a Miley would be like an Arby's... chopped, pressed and formed beef bits on Wonder bread

I'm pressed for time, or else I would include more clichéd redneck intendres

 

[Ace_Club]

nope... a Miley would be like an Arby's... chopped, pressed and formed beef bits on Wonder bread

I'm pressed for time, or else I would include more clichéd redneck intendres

You're obviously thinking of somebody else.

The miley is such a great roast beef sandwich, that if you flipped it over, and gently parted the buns, you'd be met with a heavenly sight, a small starfish ready for your tongue. It would be pure ambrosia, and I could tongue that starfish all day long.

 

[Brewmex41]

What would A miley beer be like?
A soured ipa? Barrel aged at that.


Looks like I've got a recipe to plan.

 

[Goofynewfie]

What would A miley beer be like?
A soured ipa? Barrel aged at that.

Looks like I've got a recipe to plan.

Infused with penicillin to deal with the nasty infection it has

 

[Ace_Club]

Bunch of heathens in this thread. Y'all don't deserve this, but I'm feeling generous today.

 

[DrunkleJon]

I saw a picture (not the above one) today and realized again that she really looks a lot like Bieber. Are you sure they are not the same person?

 

[two_hearted]

You're obviously thinking of somebody else.

The miley is such a great roast beef sandwich, that if you flipped it over, and gently parted the buns, you'd be met with a heavenly sight, a small starfish ready for your tongue. It would be pure ambrosia, and I could tongue that starfish all day long.

 

[Ace_Club]

Blasphemers, the lot of you.

 

[brewingmeister]

Thought I already said this but miley likes pizza not arbys.

 

[Ace_Club]

Thought I already said this but miley likes pizza not arbys.

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Good god, she's hot. She'd make a spaghetti noodle hard again.

 

[GrogNerd]

nope... a Miley would be like an Arby's... chopped, pressed and formed beef bits on Wonder bread

I'm pressed for time, or else I would include more clichéd redneck intendres

exactly

Grog's Rules for Food #8 – Roy Rogers... because Arby’s sucks a$$

 

[Ace_Club]

You guys are flippin' crazy! I'd lick Miley, back and front, all day and into the night!

 

[ChefRex]

Bunch of heathens in this thread. Y'all don't deserve this, but I'm feeling generous today.

Totally tasteless, as is Miley but I did LMAO!
I thought they kept you in the cellar?

 

[Ace_Club]

Totally tasteless, as is Miley but I did LMAO! I thought they kept you in the cellar?

Occasionally I escape.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Fraid maybe I let him out. He was confined to the tap room, but I ventured in and he followed me out.

 

[ChefRex]

Bad Cheezy!!!

 

[two_hearted]

You guys are flippin' crazy! I'd lick Miley, back and front, all day and into the night!

I couldn't help myself after someone mentioned arby's roast beef. The logical next step was the beef 'n cheddar.

 

[Brewmex41]

Sounds to me like someone needs to brew a citrusy beer, let it get infected and dry hop with some roast beef and cheddar and call it the miley.

 

[jhoneycutt]

Have you guys seen her daddy's new remix of a achy breaky heart?

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Have you guys seen her daddy's new remix of a achy breaky heart?

I seriously hope he gets debilitating rectal charlie horses.