This old Scottish guy was sitting in a local pub having a chat with this young lad at the bar with him, he turns to look outside, then turns to the lad and says:
"You see that boat out there lad? I built that boat,blood sweat and tears, do you'd think I would be known as 'MacGregor the Boat builder', but nooo..."
He turns and looks back out the window and pokes the lad in the arm and says:
"You see that dock out there lad? I built that dock! Took me weeks, you think I'm known as 'MacGregor the Dock Builder'? Noooo..."
He took another swig of ale and nudged the lad again.
"Look at this bar...beauty ain't she? I built this bar with my bare hands.
You'd think I'd be known as 'MacGregor the Bar Builder', but nooo..."
The poor lad didn't know what to say, he just sat silent and waited for the old guy to speak again,when finally he did: "Yup...all that hard work and no recognition for any of it" he said.
Then he looked around to see if anyone else could hear and whispered to the lad:
"But ya screw one goat...."