Diver165
Well-Known Member
If she makes good sammiches, she's not lying. If not, boot her.
I can't believe it took 119 post's for a sammich joke.
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Because she had better be gettin the beer first!
If she makes good sammiches, she's not lying. If not, boot her.
I can't believe it took 119 post's for a sammich joke.
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The Mailman: (leans in for the kiss, then pauses) "But wait.... isn't she on... FACEBOOK?!?!"
The Woman: (Gasps) "You're right! What are we going to do?!?"
The Mailman: "We can fix this! We can! Keep it together! We'll... we'll....... we'll tell him she changed her number on facebook!"
The Woman: "Yes! You're a genius! Now... lets get back to that special delivery!"
The Mailman: "Yes, let's! Although, I must warn you...while our lucid affair is as hot as a firecracker, I last as long as a bottle rocket"
The Woman: "ZOMG!"
I've been married for 12 years and dating the same women for 15.
Crazy Eyez is teh hotz!
I don't know if the women you've dated for 15 years know about the wife of 12 years, but I'd love to hear the rest of THIS story! :cross:
The woman I've dated for 15 years makes an appearance every once in a while but 12 years ago this other personality moved in.
and that seals the deal... Az_ipa is perfect for this role.
diaf, you eac! :d
I just dont want to be with someone that i have to beat the truth out(not litteraly of course) of them all the time. I just feel's like a constant struggle to get the truth....also once trust is LOST ITS hard to recoupe it back...i start to think if she is liying about the little thing imagine how she will handle something bigger!!!
If she makes good sammiches, she's not lying. If not, boot her.
I can't believe it took 119 post's for a sammich joke.
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The reason why i am making a big deal is because 3 week ago the relationship almost endend because of a much bigger lie she told me a she said she would not lie again!!!and i think she is lying again.....so i want to make sure i get other opinions before i do what i want to do!!! With that said is this considered a lie ......yes or no!!!
Thanks guys!!
Whatever, kiddo, we know you didn't make this up. For the gene pools sake, I hope you don't breed.
hahha u r so funny .....really ....take that sh$# to comic view!!!!Whatever, kiddo, we know you didn't make this up. For the gene pools sake, I hope you don't breed.
hahha u r so funny .....really ....take that sh$# to comic view!!!!
no.......really its pretty funny....no sarcasm
I think his "friend" gave him the postal back door.
it was 10 am here in fl and we were having left over new years beer because it was his last day off!! u see....nothing fishy there!!lolWhat I find funny is that you and a "drinking buddy" were hanging out at 8:18am thinking of some story to post on a brewing website.
omg.....what have i started......a ******** epidemic!!!!!!
the funny part is.... my drinking buddy really is a mail man!!!
i was bored at home and made this stuff up with a drinking buddy to see if anybody would respond.....
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