I'm calling it "The Beer Tumor"

[chuckjaxfl]

About three years ago, I had an infected batch of beer. Instead of cleaning it up, I was disgusted and I just set the corny in the garage out of the way.

It's three years later now. And, I just came across that Corny keg. So today, I'm cleaning it up again this fell out of it.

It smells more gross than it looks, and it feels more gross than that. I have been up to my elbow in guts before, and this is nothing even close to that. Parts of it are hard and dense, like little gristle nuggets. Other parts are foamy, and disintegrated immediately upon contact.

I have made it through without throwing up, but just barely.



Enjoy!

 

[MZRIS]

omg, kill it with fire!!

 

[wSelwyn]

Looks more like a giant booger...

No, sir. You enjoy that. I am okay without it!

 

[JRems]

But how did it taste?

 

[MZRIS]

chuck, we live in the same city, don't infect our water supply!! and for the love all that is holy don't bring any of that to the next kask meeting!!

 

[porcupine73]

Wow that looks nasty. It does somewhat resemble a kombucha scoby. You might want to save that to use as a prop if they ever film another Silence of the Lambs. I found something like that in one of my dad's old wine carboys that sat with a few inches of liquid in it for probably 15 years. I dumped it in the yard and it looked like someone gutted a deer on the lawn.

 

[Greenbasterd]

WOE!!!!!! you have enough corny's to misplace one for three years? LUCKY!!!

 

[Whattawort]

What has been seen cannot be unseen. Just glad I can't smell it.

 

[Lgaddy44]

WOE!!!!!! you have enough corny's to misplace one for three years? LUCKY!!!

That was also my first thought

 

[eknee]

That thing looks like the creature that bit Spock in Operation: Annihilate

http://www.dangermouse.net/blog/2010/12/star-trek-1-29-operation-annihilate/

 

[porcupine73]

Sir I do believe you may have literally hacked up a lung ...

 

[QuaffableQuips]

It looks like it just fell out of a Salvador Dalí painting!

 

[EnjoyGoodBeer]

May I ask, thats so gross but why is that in your sink of all places? Man I would't even want that in the toilet.

 

[milesvdustin]

That thing is epic. I hope you have a garbage disposal on that sink!


You gonna reuse that corny?

 

[paulster2626]

That's........ awesome.

 

[dayjm]

Make a starter with it.

 

[acidrain]

That's not a tumor, it's an abbortion.

 

[OhioBri]

beer bowels...nasty

 

[david_42]

I bet that would violate our local composting rules.

 

[CastleHollow]

I bet you could make an epic sour with that

 

[beerloaf]

I once had to pull something similar out of my dogs butt. It smelled pretty bad too.

beerloaf

 

[iambeer]

Don't dump it! Have you tasted it at least? It can't kill you.

 

[sloose]

Don't dump it! Have you tasted it at least? It can't kill you.

famous last words!!!

 

[Brewskii]

That's not a tumor, it's an abbortion.

+1 .... Fetus

 

[Chrisl77]

What has been seen cannot be unseen. Just glad I can't smell it.

This is true wish i wasn't eating while i opened this thread.

 

[Johnnyhitch1]

Now the question is....did you keg the batch!?

 

[jbaysurfer]

It looks like it just fell out of a Salvador Dalí painting!

LMAO!!

That thing might be the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. It's so sick I'm afraid it's going to give my daughter nightmares....and she didn't see it.

 

[Soup4you2]

After looking at that picture, i would soak the keg for at least a month with multiple clean cycles of water before putting in more golden nectar. I can just imagine the gag reflexes.

 

[chuckjaxfl]

Don't dump it! Have you tasted it at least? It can't kill you.

No... just.. no. It smelled like the proverbial hobo's crotch. I gagged & tightened up a few times. Seriously. I just went to dump the keg and this thing kinda oozed and plopped out into the sink, like placenta from a decayed zombie cow or something.

I thought, no one is going to believe my description of this thing, so I took the pic!

 

[EnjoyGoodBeer]

Funniest thread ive read in a while, thanks for that. Prost!

 

[unionrdr]

Looks like a zombie yakked up squirel brains. Don't leave your kegs where the zombies can sneak into them next time...

 

[Dr. Francois]

like placenta from a decayed zombie cow

My new favorite simile. X is like placenta from a decayed zombie cow.

I wish I still taught 9th grade English. This would be on the blackboard tomorrow morning!

 

[keesh]

I'd agree with an earlier poster, looks like a kombucha scoby, or more likely an acetobacter mother.

 

[CS223]

Having seen my share of placenta, I would say that's an accurate description.

 

[November]

I'm going to need directions. I'm gathering the mob with torches and pitchforks to take care of that abomination.