I finally made it to the garage!

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

You gnomes sure do abuse your kegs! Your keghole looks nice though.

It was just a week after I bought that one that they had a nice straight shiny one. I was pissed!

 

[Baron ken]

It was just a week after I bought that one that they had a nice straight shiny one. I was pissed!

Got mine from CraigsList...a plain Sabco keggle, SQ14 burner, IC, and propane tank for $100.


Still need to put a drain valve on mine. Have only done 1 AG batch so far. 2nd is this weekend!

EDIT: and as you can see, boilovers can still happen with a keggle!

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Got mine from CraigsList...a plain Sabco keggle, SQ14 burner, IC, and propane tank for $100.

Still need to put a drain valve on mine. Have only done 1 AG batch so far. 2nd is this weekend!

You darn pretty boys with your fancy scmancy ways!!! Man! that all looks WAY to clean and efficient! I Hate you!!!.......For no apparent reason, I hate you!!

 

[Baron ken]

...I Hate you!!!.......For no apparent reason, I hate you!!

My days' objective is complete. I am sated. :cross:

 

[HBHoss]

Oh Gnomee, you have such a nice keghole.

 

[BrianTheBrewer]

Yes we just turned a garage into a nice clean brew space.

 

[Short Drive]

What I want to know is, since Gnome left his wife's kitchen, did he have the manditory burning of the frilly apron?

 

[Revvy]

Yes we just turned a garage into a nice clean brew space.

Here's another name changer....I just realized that Brianthebrewer was one of the 7500 nocluebrewers that spontaenously appeared one day on here...I never knew which of you I was talking to....what was your original name? were you nocluebrewmaster???

 

[thataintchicken]

Grats on leaving the kitchen.

I too hope to have a garage to one day call my brewspace.

 

[Stratotankard]

Um, what?? Who/what is GRR?

My bad, it's actual name is G.I.R as opposed to S.I.R - the Standard-issue Information Retrieval unit (They never say what the G stands for). He's a robot sidekick to Invader Zim. (One of the best made-for-adults, kid's shows out there) Yes, I am truly a geek. Please don't shun me.

I'm serious! I'm glad you guys feel free to hang out in my garage brewin' thread!

Much apologies, good sir. The inner geek takes over and I have no controlof what it types. I must say that although your keggle is dented and wrinkly, you did cut a damn fine hole in it. Keep up the good work!

Terje

 

[shecky]

My bad, it's actual name is G.I.R as opposed to S.I.R - the Standard-issue Information Retrieval unit (They never say what the G stands for). He's a robot sidekick to Invader Zim. (One of the best made-for-adults, kid's shows out there) Yes, I am truly a geek. Please don't shun me.

No shunning here. I'm still no clearer, but at least I'm not totally in the dark.
Yes, you are a geek. But you're our geek so we love you anyway.

 

[Zymurgrafi]

dum dada dum dada dum BONANZA!

dum dada dum dada dum dada dum dum dada dum da day!










I love these TV nostalgia threads.

Don't remember any gnomes on bonanza though

 

[HBHoss]

dum dada dum dada dum BONANZA!

dum dada dum dada dum dada dum dum dada dum da day!

I love these TV nostalgia threads.

Don't remember any gnomes on bonanza though

That's because they ran cattle and Gnomes are only found around sheep.

 

[shecky]

That's because they ran cattle and Gnomes are only found around sheep.

I don't know. I get the feeling our Gnome isn't overly picky.

 

[Philip1993]

Man, I'm soooo stoked to start AG now!

If you can step grains, you can partial mash. If you can partial mash, you can go AG. Go for it. I waited 10 years, then after I brewed my first AG I was thinking "Why did I put this off for so long?"

Bottom line: The only difference between extract and AG is a mash tun (cooler) and an hour to mash. If you have a cooler and an extra hour, you can AG.

This makes me wonder, has anybody met the Gnome yet? Anyone?
OB, you must inform us all when/if you meet him.

I talked with Gnome on the phone. Despite our differences in Debate Forum, he's very personable. SWMBO sounds cute too!

 

[shecky]

If you can step grains, you can partial mash. If you can partial mash, you can go AG. Go for it. I waited 10 years, then after I brewed my first AG I was thinking "Why did I put this off for so long?"

Bottom line: The only difference between extract and AG is a mash tun (cooler) and an hour to mash. If you have a cooler and an extra hour, you can AG.

I'm taking donations. Need a cooler and an extra hour. Do you have any?
I cannot, repeat, cannot be beaten to AG by the Gnome.

 

[Saccharomyces]

Pics will be posted at the AG stage

Is your junk as ugly as BierMuncher's?

... No, not THAT junk, you know, your keggle??

 

[hcarter]

I was in Columbus about a month ago helpng my step daughter move her stuff outa there! Darn!! I woulda LOVED to watch you brew instead of move her crap!

Sorry mate, I think I had you confused! I was hoping you would teach me something.

 

[schweaty]

Walmart charged me $19 for a tank with no exchange. I was expecting $40. Did I get a freebie?

Sounds like it. Normally they are $40 to rent and $60 to buy.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Sounds like it. Normally they are $40 to rent and $60 to buy.

OK! Thanks! I guess I now know for sure about my ethics in relation to a recent ethics debate. I will NOT be going back and asking to pay more.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Is your junk as ugly as BierMuncher's?

... No, not THAT junk, you know, your keggle??

Oh yes! BierMunchers junk!.......THIS junk?

All the time I was cutting my keg hole I was chanting the mantra....".Don't make a BM...Don't make a BM...Don't make a BM...Don't make a BM...Don't make a BM..."......

In the end, I didn't know if I meant "don't make a BierMuncher" Or "Don't make a bowel movement"

During the confusion I didn't make a Biermuncher, but I **** myself.


Anyways, in the end, mine looked like this.....A wrinkly surrounding, but a nice clean keghole.

 

[shecky]

Oh yes! BierMunchers junk!.......THIS junk?

All the time I was cutting my keg hole I was chanting the mantra....".Don't make a BM...Don't make a BM...Don't make a BM...Don't make a BM...Don't make a BM..."......

In the end, I didn't know if I meant "don't make a BierMuncher" Or "Don't make a bowel movement"

During the confusion I didn't make a Biermuncher, but I **** myself.

I hope you did it outside the keggle.

 

[Revvy]

Jeezuz where ya guys been?...I've been going outta my mind with boredom at work...I almost resorted to actually doing some.

(just kidding, we're dead here today.)

 

[shecky]

Jeezuz where ya guys been?...I've been going outta my mind with boredom at work...I almost resorted to actually doing some.

(just kidding, we're dead here today.)

Who are these guys of which you speak? I'm trying to work, which ain't easy when I'm also doing this. Got to be quick on the mouse.

 

[HBHoss]

Having been around pregnant woman enough, I hear/read the word "keggle" and a keg with a hole in the top is not what comes to mind. :cross:

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Jeezuz where ya guys been?...I've been going outta my mind with boredom at work...I almost resorted to actually doing some.

(just kidding, we're dead here today.)

Oh Revvy.....Personally, I am trying to restrict my inane crap to little pockets of forum silliness. I'm trying to not infect the whole forum with my drivel. That seems only polite.

In future, just post something meaningless on one of my threads, and I will get right back at ya! (In a spooky Sarah Palin wink kinda way)

No need for anyone to get bored here!

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Having been around pregnant woman enough, I hear/read the word "keggle" and a keg with a hole in the top is not what comes to mind. :cross:

Things change.....I pity the next pregnant woman you meet!

 

[Revvy]

Having been around pregnant woman enough, I hear/read the word "keggle" and a keg with a hole in the top is not what comes to mind. :cross:

I'm thinking this....close enough.

The Kegel Exercise, named after Dr. Arnold Kegel, is an exercise of the pubococcygeal muscles. This exercised is the regular contracting and relaxing of the pelvic floor muscle designed to restore muscle tone, reduce overactive bladder symptom, and to increase sexual gratification.

 

[MikeFlynn74]

Whats the over under we get a rant from LG about how he cut his finger off??

 

[shecky]

Whats the over under we get a rant from LG about how he cut his finger off??

That's why he hasn't been posting much. One less finger with each to type.
Good catch.

 

[HBHoss]

I'm thinking this....close enough.

Yup, that's the one.

 

[HBHoss]

I just got my HomeBrewTalk.com mugs :rockin:
Can't have a beer until later tonight, got some driving to do, but I'll take a picture and post it later.
I do have one complaint though. The newspaper the mugs are wrapped in is in spanish I like reading papers from other parts of the country.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

OH!!! I see now!!! The keggle excercise!!! Best performed by a lady with a keg inside her vajayjay! Sorry, I'm a bit oblique today

 

[shecky]

OH!!! I see now!!! The keggle excercise!!! Best performed by a lady with a keg inside her vajayjay! Sorry, I'm a bit oblique today

Today????

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I was gonna get some of those....Then I thought, hey, I can go to the same company and get some Laughing Gnome glasses!

 

[Revvy]

Yup, that's the one.

Hey, I just clicked on your winery linky....


WOW, you're the real deal.

I'd like to see pics of your operation. Heck I'm thinking our little HBT cliquey group should do a road trip....

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Hey, I just clicked on your winery linky....


WOW, you're the real deal.

I'd like to see pics of your operation. Heck I'm thinking our little HBT cliquey group should do a road trip....

What linky? advertise man! I LOVE the wine thang!

 

[shecky]

What linky? advertise man!

It's near his sig. Geesh, open your eyes old man.

 

[HBHoss]

Hey, I just clicked on your winery linky....


WOW, you're the real deal.

I'd like to see pics of your operation. Heck I'm thinking our little HBT cliquey group should do a road trip....

You'd be welcome anytime, open invitation. It's my brothers operation, I just help out whenever I can with bottling and such. This year he bottled a Port that IMO is excellent tasting.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

It's near his sig. Geesh, open your eyes old man.

Old man!!?? Hey! Less of the man!!!

OKI, going to look now