smurfjuice
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AKA crop dusting ... 
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AKA crop dusting ...
What about crop dusting mishaps? I hate those too. Thinkin you'll be all sly, maybe drop a light dusting out front of the boss' office then BANG! Backfire level decibels shot out your arse!
Muther %$#@&^!
These two are gonna go for a car ride this time...
Cheers! (Hitchcock's got nothing on this
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These two are gonna go for a car ride this time...
Cheers! (Hitchcock's got nothing on this
)
You need to tag 'em to see if the same ones are coming back.
My guess is that you've got a few (thousand) of them around and when you move 2 out, 2 more move in.
Good luck! We have 'em laying eggs in our fountain on our back porch. About every week, several hundred tadpoles swimming around in there.
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My guess is that you've got a few (thousand) of them around and when you move 2 out, 2 more move in.
Good luck! We have 'em laying eggs in our fountain on our back porch. About every week, several hundred tadpoles swimming around in there.
:frog:
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Muther %$#@&^!
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These two are gonna go for a car ride this time...
Cheers! (Hitchcock's got nothing on this
I wish the food delivered itself to my grill.
Honest, I've never been good at eating wildlife, aside from the deer I've bagged (they're "near 'nuff" to cows I guess) .
The idea of eating frog parts might bring up all the beer I've been drinking today
We're pretty sure these are the same two miscreants that have been nesting on my grill for well over a month now.
They're always the same size (one small, the other large) and they have some markings that seem unique enough.
But I can't swear to it: yesterday a contractor replacing a facia board on the roof found one of those same type of frogs under it. So....
We do have a pond on the property that has so many frogs and small catfish that herons come to graze (indeed I watched a freaky big GBH down a bullfrog earlier this afternoon). So we probably have a rather large supply of replacements.
But...we've only ever - and always - found two frogs - one small, the other large - every single time.
Which makes me think the grill isn't a well-publicized attraction and these two just happened to find their own Shangri-La and just can't quit it...
Cheers!
The idea of eating frog parts might bring up all the beer I've been drinking today
We're pretty sure these are the same two miscreants that have been nesting on my grill for well over a month now.
They're always the same size (one small, the other large) and they have some markings that seem unique enough.
But I can't swear to it: yesterday a contractor replacing a facia board on the roof found one of those same type of frogs under it. So....
We do have a pond on the property that has so many frogs and small catfish that herons come to graze (indeed I watched a freaky big GBH down a bullfrog earlier this afternoon). So we probably have a rather large supply of replacements.
But...we've only ever - and always - found two frogs - one small, the other large - every single time.
Which makes me think the grill isn't a well-publicized attraction
and these two just happened to find their own Shangri-La and just can't quit it...Cheers!
Oh - and while I'm at it: At 60-something years of age, I do not care to be friggin' carded - just to buy a pack of Nicorette.
"I mean, really? You think I'm under 18?!"
Cheers! ("Seriously?!?")
"I mean, really? You think I'm under 18?!"
Cheers! ("Seriously?!?"
)
Actually, I imagine it is more along the lines of 'I want to keep my job and not go to jail'. And before you ask, yes, it is a felony in many jurisdictions to sell nicotine or alcohol products without asking for ID, no matter whether the person is of age or not. And even if you aren't arrested, in most chain stores it is a firing offense, again, without regard to the customer's age.
It may sound crazy, but it is easier for the legislators to pass a blanket law, and for the companies to enforce one, than to try to make a more reasonable-seeming law that deals with the edge cases (like someone who looks like they are fifteen but are actually thirty, or the reverse) in an workable manner. As silly as it sounds, the obvious solutions have proven to be worse from a law-enforcement and public safety perspective. It's a strange world...
If I was the pimple-faced teen ringing me up, I'd bang in some random birthdate that yielded a greater-than-21 age and not be a total idiot about it.
But, that's me...
Cheers!
I was going to post something frivolous, but after this I just don't have the heart
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Keep HBT weird.
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drainbamage
Keep HBT weird.
I see what you did there.
I'd make a bourbon pun, but it would just stave off further discussion.
Oh - and while I'm at it: At 60-something years of age, I do not care to be friggin' carded - just to buy a pack of Nicorette.
"I mean, really? You think I'm under 18?!"
Cheers! ("Seriously?!?"
i thought the general rule was if you look 30 then you dont need to be carded.
ive heard this multiple times before too.
im 31 and last time i was at the liquor store the guy says to me "sorry bro, gotta see your ID, you dont look 30 yet" i guess i can take that as a compliment.
but then again ive seen a 60+ yr old guy flip the fuk out on a guy working at the gas station for getting carded for trying to buy some cigs. his response was "LOOK AT ME, FUKIN LOOK AT ME". i had a good chuckle.
lol!
Irony is everywhere.
In my whole life I think I've been carded twice....before turning 60-something, anyway.
This same store offers Senior Discounts.
I bet I could make that kids head explode....
Cheers!
Irony is everywhere.
In my whole life I think I've been carded twice....before turning 60-something, anyway.
This same store offers Senior Discounts.
I bet I could make that kids head explode....
Cheers!
drainbamage
Keep HBT weird.
When you're sitting in a right turn lane waiting for an opening to turn, and some jackwad pulls up in the left turn lane and continually creeps forward so you can't see anything around them.
Bonus Don't Care For points if they're driving a big jacked-up truck that can already see over your car in the first place.
Bonus Don't Care For points if they're driving a big jacked-up truck that can already see over your car in the first place.
gratus fermentatio
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Jury duty.
