How many HBT posts are written while drunk?

[55x11]

what percentage of HBT posts are written "under the influence" you think?
I must admit, for me it's at least 25% or so. It's like beer googles - some posts I would never comment on, unless I have a beer or two, then all of a sudden I have an opinion and desire to express it. Of course most of it happens in the evenings when I have more free time, which is also the time when I drink beer.

As my mom always said - if you don't have anything nice to say, get a little drunk and then say it anyways.

 

[harleybug88]

I don't drive under the influence, but I post under the influence.

 

[passedpawn]

I should have a breathalyzer tied to my keyboard - blow a 0.1 and the forum is read-only. Keep me out of trouble.

 

[Zuljin]

All of them. Each and every one.

 

[unionrdr]

Sometimes, I wish I'd have been drunk. I write better with less, well...

 

[didinho]

As my mom always said - if you don't have anything nice to say, get a little drunk and then say it anyways.

Moms are always wise.

 

[Beer-lord]

I literally bought a legit breathalyzer cuz I'm worried about getting busted.
But, I rarely post loaded, though I should. Would be fun to be stupid and have proof of it.

 

[SharonaZamboni]

I'll type out a really long post, then usually delete it before replying. Usually. They slip by sometimes, but I figure better here than facebook.

 

[gestyr]

Please define "drunk".

 

[1977Brewer]

This one would qualify.

 

[unionrdr]

Drunk = burnt, toasted, wasted, fried, baked, totally baked, three sheets to the wind, shiz faced, snockered, pissed (UK)...add infinitum...

 

[gotbags-10]

Hmm it's been a great Sunday fun day for me! I may have partaken in a few home brews

 

[Yooper]

My signature used to say something like "This post brought to you by the letters PUI (posting under the influence) and the letter 9". I'd say any post after about 7 central time is a likely post that may have been under the influence.

 

[drainbamage]

Ironically, I'm probably more cautious in my posting when I'm toasted, because I'm nervous of pushing the envelope too far and saying something totally out of line.

 

[passedpawn]

I'll type out a really long post, then usually delete it before replying. Usually. They slip by sometimes, but I figure better here than facebook.

Who needs facebook when you have this place?

 

[HBngNOK]

My wife, and my regrets, have convinced me it isn't a good thing to post on social media after alcohol has relaxed the shackles of my wit.

 

[gestyr]

Ever been drunk enough to try blowing out an electric candle?

 

[Yooper]

Ever been drunk enough to try blowing out an electric candle?

Um. Maybe.


But it could be preferable to blowing out real candles on a third date (way back when I was single) after a night at the bar and blowing hot wax all over my eyes and face and screaming like a little girl.

I would guess that is why the "third date thing" didn't happen, and never did happen. He thought I was a weirdo/maniac/moron, all wrapped up into one.

 

[kh54s10]

I am too tired and under the influence to post a coherent answer so...............

 

[Qhrumphf]

Under the influence? Depends on how "under the influence" we're talking. I don't usually drink enough to get sloppy drunk (on occasion, but not often), but usually a decent buzz. A couple beers (or 5 or 6 session beers).

So either a lot, or not many.

 

[ChefRex]

I think this may qualify

So yes it happens, night HBT!

 

[Homercidal]

No. I usually post at work and I'm not usually on the computer at home unless I'm playing WoW which is weekend mornings with my buddy.

Plus, I've seen some of the drunk posts on here. That alone is enough to steer me away from doing it myself!

 

[Melana]

I never worry about my drunken posting... just my overly sleepy i haven't had enough coffee yet b!tchy posting.

 

[betarhoalphadelta]

Very rare for me. I spend so much time on the computer that after a beer or two, it's the last thing I want to see.

 

[harleybug88]

No. I usually post at work and I'm not usually on the computer at home unless I'm playing WoW which is weekend mornings with my buddy.

Plus, I've seen some of the drunk posts on here. That alone is enough to steer me away from doing it myself!

Kinda like being a bartender, dealing with all the drunks when your sober, and seeing how stupid they are when they think they are being so witty.

I'm guilty of DRUNK POSTING...