How I Got Kicked From Beer Advocate (& HBT)

[Vamptrump]

I'm thrilled for the new Dragon Ball series too. I grew up on DBZ on Saturday mornings. Also grew up on Digimon and I'm slightly excited for the new reboot there too, but less so.

I need to rewatch Dragon Ball and DBZ again.

The question of the day...is this thread going to prevent me from doing work again today...

 

[boganll]

I didn't read your whole post, but I do want to ask how your pine needle beer came out. I like pine.

I was experimenting with an old beer style that originated in the scottish highlands that predated the widespread use of hops as a preservative. They used pine and spruce sprigs in the boil. I live in southeast TX and pine's are aplenty down here so I tried a wee heavy with a small addition of hops and about a quarter pound addition of pine needles at knockout. The pine didn't come through as much as I expected; I would probably add some needles a little earlier in the boil and use at least twice as much at knockout as I did before if I were to try again, but don't have plans to anytime soon. Good luck if you do.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Oh I was playing around. Your son isn't too far off in age from my nephew who was born when I was pretty young. Pokemon was his era so I'm aware of it. It was huge, it also made a comeback.

Don't call it a comeback! It's been here for years.

PikaPika

 

[drainbamage]

The question of the day...is this thread going to prevent me from doing work again today...

I don't think I ever saw a consensus on Creamy's question about dipping penises (peni?) in the wort.

Aaaand discuss.

 

[PlexVector]

Don't call it a comeback! It's been here for years.

PikaPika

: pikachu:

 

[Vamptrump]

I don't think I ever saw a consensus on Creamy's question about dipping penises (peni?) in the wort.

Aaaand discuss.

I do have a brew day on the schedule for Sunday, but I don't think my friends that help would appreciate it much.

 

[slym2none]

I do have a brew day on the schedule for Sunday, but I don't think my friends that help would appreciate it much.

Just tell them that they can do it too!

 

[Vamptrump]

Just tell them that they can do it too!

But then the experiment would be ruined. I wouldn't be able to isolate which yeast strands provided a given flavor! I would need to split the batch for each of us.

 

[1977Brewer]

Make sure you cool it to 98.7 for that.

 

[drainbamage]

Make sure you cool it to 98.7 for that.

Noob Tip of the Day: If it burns your junk, it's too hot to pitch your yeast.


I read that in a book somewhere. Twice.

 

[Vamptrump]

If it burns does that mean you can add caramelized nut flavors?

Does anyone know the best fermentation temperature to bring out the delicate nutty notes? Assuming one doesn't caramelize them if pitched too hot.

 

[1977Brewer]

If it burns does that mean you can add caramelized nut flavors?

Does anyone know the best fermentation temperature to bring out the delicate nutty notes? Assuming one doesn't caramelize them if pitched too hot.

My boys are happiest at about 100.

 

[sudbuddy]

I don't think I ever saw a consensus on Creamy's question about dipping penises (peni?) in the wort.

Aaaand discuss.

I prefer to dry penis my beers, I think it adds a nice spicy aroma

 

[sompls]

I prefer to dry penis my beers, I think it adds a nice spicy aroma

Dude! Funny you should say that! I'm just packing up the brews I owe you you'll looooove the homebrew!

 

[joshesmusica]

the crazy thing about the OP seeming like a troll is that he actually got 3 likes on the original post. AND he's made somewhere around 40 other comments on other threads... Although i guess the last one was a couple days ago now. So maybe he did get banned...

 

[passedpawn]

the crazy thing about the OP seeming like a troll is that he actually got 3 likes on the original post. AND he's made somewhere around 40 other comments on other threads... Although i guess the last one was a couple days ago now. So maybe he did get banned...

Not maybe. He was 19, which is instant outahere.

 

[Vamptrump]

Love the thread name change!

 

[SnakeRidge]

Love the thread name change!

Didn't notice till you said something. Well played Pawn.

 

[1977Brewer]

Oh man, good one pawn.

 

[Inkleg]

........but.........but..........he read four books. Doesn't that count for something.

Love the name change by the way.

 

[Yooper]

........but.........but..........he read four books. Doesn't that count for something.

Love the name change by the way.

I read a book once!

I still don't know what happened to Jane after Dick lost a tooth, though. That was in the second book.

 

[Cyclman]

Before this thread is locked and the keys thrown away I just have one thing to say: Anyone that puts ketchup on eggs has to be crazy...now beer, that's okay IMHO.

Is it time for the goats yet?

Now them's fightin' words. Ketchup on scrambled cheddar eggs is awesome.

 

[markvale5]

I like beer.

 

[1977Brewer]

Now them's fightin' words. Ketchup on scrambled cheddar eggs is awesome.

Let us know when mommy lets you come play with the big kids.

 

[BigPerm]

Not maybe. He was 19, which is instant outahere.

Hilariously, I worked at a commercial brewery when I was 19. They let me stay for a few years, so maybe I pissed less people off.

Sidebar: I really can't believe this thread is still going. @psylocide won it on page 1 or 2.

 

[Cyclman]

Let us know when mommy lets you come play with the big kids.

Mama doesn't let me talk or play with big kids, I gotta sneak my HBT time in when she's not looking.

 

[Cyclman]

I do have a thought for @Austin the home page should have a topic of "trainwreck threads." It would include ones like this, ones locked by a moderator, etc. That would draw some interest to HBT.

 

[slym2none]

Ketchup on scrambled cheddar eggs is awesome.

You... you're a monster!





-slym

 

[flars]

Catsup on eggs is step one. Step two is salsa.

 

[joshesmusica]

Not maybe. He was 19, which is instant outahere.

well then, apparently he was the epitome of an idiotic troller.
lesson learned, if you're gonna troll, at least make sure that you're lying about your age if there is a minimum-age requirement in that forum...
but yes good job on the name change!

 

[armedcor]

Not maybe. He was 19, which is instant outahere.

Not that it applies to me but is this country dependant? I mean the legal drinking age in Ireland is 18 same as the UK and most of Europe I'd imagine.

 

[Calichusetts]

Perhaps this should be made a sticky. This is quite literally the greatest drunken rambling/mindless mumbling thread I've ever read on this site.

 

[Hello]

Noob Tip of the Day: If it burns your junk, it's too hot to pitch your yeast.


I read that in a book somewhere. Twice.

I want to quote you on that, repeatedly.

Not that it applies to me but is this country dependant? I mean the legal drinking age in Ireland is 18 same as the UK and most of Europe I'd imagine.

I'll go out on a limb here and give an answer as I believe it came up once before. It is under US Law because as far as I understand, the company was formed and is headquartered in the US. I also believe the servers are in the US. Therefore, I believe the rule sits within the confines of what US law deems the "legal drinking age" in spite of the age being lower in other countries.

I could be wrong, but I could have sworn this came up somewhere.

 

[passedpawn]

Not that it applies to me but is this country dependant? I mean the legal drinking age in Ireland is 18 same as the UK and most of Europe I'd imagine.

No. 21 is the age, regardless what country you're in.

 

[PlexVector]

Noob Tip of the Day: If it burns your junk, it's too hot to pitch your yeast. I read that in a book somewhere. Twice.

I guess that's how they did it before thermometers...:cross:

 

[PlexVector]

Perhaps this should be made a sticky. This is quite literally the greatest drunken rambling/mindless mumbling thread I've ever read on this site.

Hey, if you liked this one. Check out the "Please Delete":rockin: thread in General chit chat. It was another one that started out in prime time and was eventually moved.

 

[Yooper]

Hey, if you liked this one. Check out the "Please Delete":rockin: thread in General chit chat.

No. The best, EVER, is hidden somewhere. Only a few successful searchers find it, but I've been told that it is worth the hunt.

 

[GrogNerd]

Hey, if you liked this one. Check out the "Please Delete":rockin: thread in General chit chat. It was another one that started out in prime time and was eventually moved.

this thread has 78% less domesticated ruminant animals with backward curving horns and let's please keep it that way

 

[PlexVector]

this thread has 78% less domesticated ruminant animals with backward curving horns and let's please keep it that way

ummmmm...There is a place called the "Boneyard," so maybe there needs to be a place called the "Farmyard."

 

[GrogNerd]

ummmmm...There is a place called the "Boneyard," so maybe we need a place called the "Farmyard."

"we" ?