hot dog vender hooker

[bwomp313]

sup with that, yo??

 

[bb239605]

Ummm... What?

Im sure there is a joke in there somewhere

 

[Homercidal]

Hot Dogs $2

HJs $10

 

[dbhokie]

Take my hot dogs, or I'll take yours. Either way, gotta pay.

Pretty disgusting though.

 

[jmtwo]

Pics, or it didn't happen!

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Pics, or it didn't happen!

You don't wanna see pics. I just saw her on the news.

 

[dbhokie]

you don't wanna see pics. I just saw her on the news.

+1

edit: +30

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Its kind of sad really, when you think about it.

 

[wildwest450]

Its kind of sad really, when you think about it.

Whatever, if I could make money selling my hot dog, i'd be all over it.


_

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Technically, you could... right now.

 

[Homercidal]

Did they file false advertising charges? You know for advertising Hot Dogs, but selling Grilled Cheese?

 

[Rivenin]

Hot Dogs $2

HJs $10

forgot about ZJs...

 

[Homercidal]

forgot about ZJs...

??

 

[CreamyGoodness]

I most likely dont want to know...

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I most likely dont want to know...

You do want to know. But when you do, you'll wish you didn't.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

That's most likely the case... yeah... ok cmon just tell me!

You do want to know. But when you do, you'll wish you didn't.

 

[Rivenin]

if you have to ask, you can't afford it...

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=...q-joCg&usg=AFQjCNHAInCguxPQCJRurt2tbedkHOLqog

 

[cheezydemon3]

News story with no link?

Ok. whatever. So lady sells hotdogs and leaves long enough to eff customers and then comes back to sell more hotdags?

What is her sanitation rating?

 

[Homercidal]

You the lady selling Hot Dogs for $2, and HJ's for $10?

Then wash those hands and get me a hot dog!

 

[Kittyfeet]

Hope she wears gloves while selling the hot dogs, but I imagine it'd be a pain to put the gloves back on with sticky fingers. Maybe she wears gloves for both?

 

[Reno_eNVy]

if you have to ask, you can't afford it...

Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath?

Also, Hot Dog Vendor Hooker sounds like either a Robert Rodriguez or Tarantino movie, or a great business model in Thailand.

 

[dbhokie]

News story with no link?

Ok. whatever. So lady sells hotdogs and leaves long enough to eff customers and then comes back to sell more hotdags?

What is her sanitation rating?

Just google hot dog hooker, there's a cbs, nypost, fox news, local channel and tons of reports on it. Then you decide, choose wisely. Do you really want a hot dog?

 

[mikeysab]

Where is she vending the hot dogs from?

 

[ahaley]

Why does your hotdog cart smell like fish?..

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Read an article... she seems mentally touched.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Just google hot dog hooker, there's a cbs, nypost, fox news, local channel and tons of reports on it. Then you decide, choose wisely. Do you really want a hot dog?

From a multi-task talented Hooker????WHO WOULDN'T???????


Sorry, I am on this site because I don't want to google crap, especially something like this, where a well made thread will be far better than the real article.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Read an article... she seems mentally touched.

And the court agreed with you.

 

[Reno_eNVy]

From a multi-task talented Hooker????WHO WOULDN'T???????

Wouldn't you want someone who focuses on one vocation? When I get a suit tailored I don't expect him to also offer a continental breakfast

 

[CreamyGoodness]

That, of course, depends on the continent in question...

Wouldn't you want someone who focuses on one vocation? When I get a suit tailored I don't expect him to also offer a continental breakfast

 

[dbhokie]

Wouldn't you want someone who focuses on one vocation? When I get a suit tailored I don't expect him to also offer a continental breakfast

Although, there is something that is nice about breakfast and a bj.

 

[cheezydemon3]

One vocation? Hot dogs is an art?

Definitely a good dog is a beautiful thing, but it aint rocket science.

 

[Goofynewfie]

just don't ask for mayo on that hot dog.....

 

[IXVolt]

She's down right skeevy. I bet that undercover cop still has nightmares

 

[bwomp313]

Personally I think hot dog vender is the perfect vocation for a hooker for these reasons:
1. A hot dog is a phallic item.
2. You can get hungry after ravaging a woman of the night.
3. Feel free to add more as I'm out.

 

[bb239605]

Personally I think hot dog vender is the perfect vocation for a hooker for these reasons:
1. A hot dog is a phallic item.
2. You can get hungry after ravaging a woman of the night.
3. Feel free to add more as I'm out.

they're both mostly hand jobs

 

[jgln]

Personally I think hot dog vender is the perfect vocation for a hooker for these reasons:
1. A hot dog is a phallic item.
2. You can get hungry after ravaging a woman of the night.
3. Feel free to add more as I'm out.

Is that picture of you? Dude you look just like my brother.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Is that picture of you? Dude you look just like my brother.

Worst chat up line ever.....Unless you are chatting up that hot dog vendor, in which case you will score fer sure!

 

[jgln]

Worst chat up line ever.....Unless you are chatting up that hot dog vendor, in which case you will score fer sure!

So how you doin' tonight? Come here often? I have a house on the beach...wanna see it?

 

[jgln]

This thread reminded me of the porno movie I found in my dad's drawer when I was a kid, the old projector type. Anyway it was called "Hot Dog". The woman in the film was hot...dog was cute too.

True story.

 

[bwomp313]

Is that picture of you? Dude you look just like my brother.

I don't sell hotdogs if that's what you're wondering.