Homebrew + Chili = Death of loved ones.

[maxamuus]

For the love of God, what is it that makes homebrew and chili conspire to kill me and everyone within 3 city blocks when these substances meet?

I mean you know its bad when you would gladly pay 2 bits to get into a truck stop in Calcutta in August for some fresh air to escape the evilness that is within my bowels.

Every little move i make this evilness escapes from me. The damn EPA has a tent over my house and is calling me outside from a bullhorn as i type this.

I walked by the bed and saw the cat sleeping and lifted a cheek and let him have a little wiff. Poor thing promptly got up and moved to the other end of the bed and gave me the evil eye as if to say "Dude what did i ever do to you?"

Careful kids this is like mixing bleach and ammonia. Its all fun and games until someone goes into respiratory distress.

 

[Ridire]

I have two Boston Terriers in my house. We have all built up a tolerance for this sort of toxicity.


Sent from here, because that's where I am.

 

[unionrdr]

Fartman lives! Behold the awesome power of my buttocks!

 

[ChelisHubby]

Good chili!!

 

[Homercidal]

Fartman lives! Behold the awesome power of my buttocks!

Hilarious. Never forget Fartman!





(Actually he was awful. But looking back I can find a bit of humour in him now.)

 

[hunter_le five]

Every Friday afternoon, I take a long lunch break and go to one of the local craft beer bars in town. I get the extra-hot chili and drink a local microbrew or two to put out the flames.

SWMBO hates this ritual, or rather, the smells/noises that result later that evening....

 

[unionrdr]

Hilarious. Never forget Fartman!





(Actually he was awful. But looking back I can find a bit of humour in him now.)

I still have the Fartman comic book somewhere...

 

[Homercidal]

I only remember the awful Howard Stern incarnation. I hate it when I laugh at that guy...

 

[Danimal86]

I have two Boston Terriers in my house. We have all built up a tolerance for this sort of toxicity.

We've got 2 Boston Terrorists as well.....its a horror show when you hear the little puff of wind....SBD!